Jenny from Forrest Gump......

She only got AIDS after the kid was born and before Forrest and her got together for the last time

So she probably died hearbroken she didn't have any more strength to at least try to give that half-wit some of her AIDS.

Vile, dirty primordial thot.
 
One of my favorites, and watched this one with my daughter a few years back, explaining everything to her. It's slow and wife even joined in after work, and shared some brandi/coke...but the family part of it is golden. Great family movie IMO.
 
That's why I always cheated first.
 
Besides Forrest's platoon, and the Mobile chapter of the Black Panthers, did they ever say how many dudes Jenny banged?
 
I would say a Rose v Jenny poll would be better.

Both total flakes.
 
Kept trying to turn those hoes into housewives until I was like 30. If only I'd paid attention to the REAL wisdom in that movie: don't let those hoes trick you with sob stories.


Mikes "Guide to Game" vol 1.

feel you mang...i was almost a maury povich episode back in the day lol
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in the immortal words of Daz and Kurupt...bitches aint
 
Jenny was pretty bad, it that cheating bitch in the notebook ain’t no saint either.

What’s with chick flicks and all the cheating ass whores?
 
For some reason, I never noticed that the kid wasn't Gump's until now. That bitch....
Is there anything to actually point to that being the case? Sure IRL a ho like Jenny is definitely pinning her baby on dude like Forrest but in the movie's world I don't think there was anything there to suggest Forrest Jr. wasn't his.
 
Maybe there are deleted scenes that show he found love in Vietnam with the me sp horny gal and was patient zero



Then Jenny spread it all around.

Are you suggesting that patient zero (I really like that term btw, is it drawn from something?) was in south Asia not Africa? That's some pretty revelatory stuff for a delete scene from a movie.
 
Is she quite possibly the worst villain in Movie History?
View attachment 421093
1.Took my man Forrest's virginity Gave Him teh aids

2.Broke his heart

3.Left him with a son that clearly wasn't his.

4.Stole his CMH

5.Made my man run across the country like 5 times to alleviate broken heart and depression.

VS

Palpatine

View attachment 421095

aka The Emperor

1.Made Anakin kill a bunch of padawans

2.Essentially the reason Padme Died of a broken heart

3.Decieved Anakin to the Point where he almost let his son get electrocuted ...to death.



hon mentions

Darth Vader
images


This man
1.killed pre teen padawans

2.destroyed an entire planet



Lonzo


1.offered to impregnate his partners wife

2.gave him a laced joint

3.Tried to kill said partner.

4.paralyzed snoop dogg with a surgical shotgun blast



Boddiker


dating myself a bit but he

1.killed a cop

2.blew up a guy that was about to enjoy some coke and hookers

3.snitched on Dick Jones to a cyborg whos' memory is admissible as evidence in court.





Okay boys Thoughts on Jenny being an ass

who you got as the worst eva?!?!?



*ATTN* all emotionally wounded Off Topic sherdoggers.

no vitriol from that, or any other forum will be allowed in my Mayberry.
Vader and Lonzo don’t deserve to be whispered in the same breathe as Jenny. Forrest was loyal to the end. Loved that movie but in a different universe Gump went on to be a god damn general despite the enlisted side of the house losing a damn fine soldier.
 
In the end, there's not a better character arc than a slut with a heart of gold who throws a pity-fuck to a retard.
 
@Jack Handy jr

Congrats on Silver but maybe you should keep the ban thing on the DL. I heard of other people getting re-banned when they bragged about this being their "Second" or "Third" account.
 
Is she quite possibly the worst villain in Movie History?
View attachment 421093
1.Took my man Forrest's virginity Gave Him teh aids

2.Broke his heart

3.Left him with a son that clearly wasn't his.

4.Stole his CMH

5.Made my man run across the country like 5 times to alleviate broken heart and depression.

VS

Palpatine

View attachment 421095

aka The Emperor

1.Made Anakin kill a bunch of padawans

2.Essentially the reason Padme Died of a broken heart

3.Decieved Anakin to the Point where he almost let his son get electrocuted ...to death.



hon mentions

Darth Vader
images


This man
1.killed pre teen padawans

2.destroyed an entire planet



Lonzo


1.offered to impregnate his partners wife

2.gave him a laced joint

3.Tried to kill said partner.

4.paralyzed snoop dogg with a surgical shotgun blast



Boddiker


dating myself a bit but he

1.killed a cop

2.blew up a guy that was about to enjoy some coke and hookers

3.snitched on Dick Jones to a cyborg whos' memory is admissible as evidence in court.





Okay boys Thoughts on Jenny being an ass

who you got as the worst eva?!?!?



*ATTN* all emotionally wounded Off Topic sherdoggers.

no vitriol from that, or any other forum will be allowed in my Mayberry.

She is hands down the worst villain of those, at least the others were enjoyable and made you laugh in way like Damnnnnn yall cold ass muthas and you know they were playing bad guys

But Jenny was a straight up real life villain she was a user abuser and many nice guys have fell victim to chicks like that, she abused and used a mentally challenged Forrest Gump, thats some cold shit.
 
Is she quite possibly the worst villain in Movie History?
View attachment 421093
1.Took my man Forrest's virginity Gave Him teh aids

2.Broke his heart

3.Left him with a son that clearly wasn't his.

4.Stole his CMH

5.Made my man run across the country like 5 times to alleviate broken heart and depression.

VS

Palpatine

View attachment 421095

aka The Emperor

1.Made Anakin kill a bunch of padawans

2.Essentially the reason Padme Died of a broken heart

3.Decieved Anakin to the Point where he almost let his son get electrocuted ...to death.



hon mentions

Darth Vader
images


This man
1.killed pre teen padawans

2.destroyed an entire planet



Lonzo


1.offered to impregnate his partners wife

2.gave him a laced joint

3.Tried to kill said partner.

4.paralyzed snoop dogg with a surgical shotgun blast



Boddiker


dating myself a bit but he

1.killed a cop

2.blew up a guy that was about to enjoy some coke and hookers

3.snitched on Dick Jones to a cyborg whos' memory is admissible as evidence in court.





Okay boys Thoughts on Jenny being an ass

who you got as the worst eva?!?!?



*ATTN* all emotionally wounded Off Topic sherdoggers.

no vitriol from that, or any other forum will be allowed in my Mayberry.

The captain of ET's ship.

Was sleeping with ET's wife, then "accidentally" forgot our protagonist while he was collecting plants to study back on their homeworld.

Finally, someone realizes Forrest Gump was the prequel to Philadelphia.

In the box of chocolates that is life, Jenny was the aids filled truffle.

In the end, there's not a better character arc than a slut with a heart of gold who throws a pity-fuck to a retard.

<Lmaoo>

{<redford}
 
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