Jenny from Forrest Gump......

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  1. Jack Handy jr Banned Banned

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    Is she quite possibly the worst villain in Movie History?
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    1.Took my man Forrest's virginity Gave Him teh aids

    2.Broke his heart

    3.Left him with a son that was named after him....but clearly wasn't his.

    4.Stole his CMH

    5.Made my man run across the country like 5 times to alleviate broken heart and depression.

    VS

    Palpatine
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    aka The Emperor

    1.Made Anakin kill a bunch of padawans

    2.Essentially the reason Padme Died of a broken heart

    3.Decieved Anakin to the Point where he almost let his son get electrocuted ...to death.



    hon mentions

    Darth Vader
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    This man
    1.killed pre teen padawans

    2.destroyed an entire planet



    Lonzo
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    1.offered to impregnate his partners wife

    2.gave him a laced joint

    3.Tried to kill said partner.

    4.paralyzed snoop dogg with a surgical shotgun blast



    Boddiker
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    dating myself a bit but he

    1.killed a cop

    2.blew up a guy that was about to enjoy some coke and hookers

    3.snitched on Dick Jones to a cyborg whos' memory is admissible as evidence in court.





    Okay boys Thoughts on Jenny being an ass

    who you got as the worst eva?!?!?



    *ATTN* all emotionally wounded Off Topic sherdoggers.

    no vitriol from that, or any other forum will be allowed in my Mayberry.
     
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  2. Anialater What will you take for the shirt?

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    The captain of ET's ship.

    Was sleeping with ET's wife, then "accidentally" forgot our protagonist while he was collecting plants to study back on their homeworld.
     
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    Don't forget that Jenny went to Forrest after he hit it big when Lt. Dan invested in Apple when it was a startup.

    FUNK Jenny.
     
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    Strong argument indeed.
     
  6. SHIB Hand Luke Shit-Coin Master Pink

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    did she give him aids tho?
     
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    Finally, someone realizes Forrest Gump was the prequel to Philadelphia.
     
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    She basically raped a mentally challenged person.
     
  9. Anialater What will you take for the shirt?

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    Forrest is a cuck. He is raising the son of that dude who's ass he whipped at the black panther party.
     
  10. That's my thoughts. We still dont know how strong Forrest's immune system is. Hes extraordinary in every way but wit, so for all we know he can battle it.
     
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    Lol, I was trying to figure out what TS meant by saying Jenny gave Forrest teh AIDS.
     
  12. SRN SOCRATEEEES

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    I hate that bitch.
     
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    ...i'll allow it
     
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    No, she got AIDS after she did him.
     
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    Girls in Bama look way better than Jenny

    @Captain Davis you know
     
  16. Jack Handy jr Banned Banned

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    damn Now i aint saying she a gold digger......but she aint fucking wit no broke ninjas
     
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    :eek:
     
  18. Jack Handy jr Banned Banned

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    ohhh schnap son that's right?!?!?
     
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    bro....what resonates with me is yes she put my man on the cocktail
     
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    yea shes the worst
     

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