Jenny from Forrest Gump......

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  1. Jack Handy jr

    Jack Handy jr Silver Belt

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    Is she quite possibly the worst villain in Movie History?
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    1.Took my man Forrest's virginity Gave Him teh aids

    2.Broke his heart

    3.Left him with a son that was named after him....but clearly wasn't his.

    4.Stole his CMH

    5.Made my man run across the country like 5 times to alleviate broken heart and depression.

    VS

    Palpatine
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    aka The Emperor

    1.Made Anakin kill a bunch of padawans

    2.Essentially the reason Padme Died of a broken heart

    3.Decieved Anakin to the Point where he almost let his son get electrocuted ...to death.



    hon mentions

    Darth Vader
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    This man
    1.killed pre teen padawans

    2.destroyed an entire planet



    Lonzo
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    1.offered to impregnate his partners wife

    2.gave him a laced joint

    3.Tried to kill said partner.

    4.paralyzed snoop dogg with a surgical shotgun blast



    Boddiker
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    dating myself a bit but he

    1.killed a cop

    2.blew up a guy that was about to enjoy some coke and hookers

    3.snitched on Dick Jones to a cyborg whos' memory is admissible as evidence in court.





    Okay boys Thoughts on Jenny being an ass

    who you got as the worst eva?!?!?



    *ATTN* all emotionally wounded Off Topic sherdoggers.

    no vitriol from that, or any other forum will be allowed in my Mayberry.
     
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    The captain of ET's ship.

    Was sleeping with ET's wife, then "accidentally" forgot our protagonist while he was collecting plants to study back on their homeworld.
     
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    Don't forget that Jenny went to Forrest after he hit it big when Lt. Dan invested in Apple when it was a startup.

    FUNK Jenny.
     
  5. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs try that on Trish

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    Strong argument indeed.
     
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  6. Cool Hand Luke

    Cool Hand Luke Mr. Cool Hand Luke Ice

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    did she give him aids tho?
     
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    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Finally, someone realizes Forrest Gump was the prequel to Philadelphia.
     
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    She basically raped a mentally challenged person.
     
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    Forrest is a cuck. He is raising the son of that dude who's ass he whipped at the black panther party.
     
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    OMGstreetfight Fred Loya Insurance shill

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    That's my thoughts. We still dont know how strong Forrest's immune system is. Hes extraordinary in every way but wit, so for all we know he can battle it.
     
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    Lol, I was trying to figure out what TS meant by saying Jenny gave Forrest teh AIDS.
     
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    SRN SOCRATEEEES

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    I hate that bitch.
     
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  13. Jack Handy jr

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    ...i'll allow it
     
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    No, she got AIDS after she did him.
     
  15. Agent Mulder's Hair

    Agent Mulder's Hair Banned Banned

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    Girls in Bama look way better than Jenny

    @Captain Davis you know
     
  16. Jack Handy jr

    Jack Handy jr Silver Belt

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    damn Now i aint saying she a gold digger......but she aint fucking wit no broke ninjas
     
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    Agent Mulder's Hair Banned Banned

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    :eek:
     
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  18. Jack Handy jr

    Jack Handy jr Silver Belt

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    ohhh schnap son that's right?!?!?
     
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  19. Jack Handy jr

    Jack Handy jr Silver Belt

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    bro....what resonates with me is yes she put my man on the cocktail
     
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  20. JinKazama

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    yea shes the worst
     
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