Jake Ellenberger's facial hair

Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by JoshTehV, Jul 30, 2016.

  1. JoshTehV Banned Banned

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2016
    Messages:
    7,059
    Likes Received:
    2,086
    Location:
    E$$J 408
    From the looks of it , it seems like he was some kind of pretty bad hormone deficiency going on. Makes me wonder if this is the cause of his lack luster performances as of late. Or maybe I'm overthinking, and Jake just has a really shitty beard.
     
  2. ThinkBig500 Black Belt

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2013
    Messages:
    5,965
    Likes Received:
    364
    Just come out of the closet already TS.
     
  3. Mangar Black Belt

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2012
    Messages:
    7,431
    Likes Received:
    4,848
    Location:
    Your Mom's
    He needs some Minoxidil on that beard.
     
  4. Vulcan Banned Banned

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2014
    Messages:
    11,695
    Likes Received:
    6,014
    the area around my anus has a better hair pattern
     
  5. Hans Gercmiov Titanium Belt

    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2010
    Messages:
    36,553
    Likes Received:
    1,503
    Location:
    Texas
    Did he lose a bet? He should shave that shit off.
     
  6. Rex Kwon Do ál-ḥámdúlílláh

    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2005
    Messages:
    14,105
    Likes Received:
    7
    Location:
    Tíshník
    Probably weird angle/lighting + shitty beard makes it look worse than it is.
     
  7. sirmorbach These violent delights have violent ends

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2016
    Messages:
    7,062
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Brazil
    You're overthinking and Jake just has a really shitty beard.
     
  8. Strange Shadows Banned Banned

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2013
    Messages:
    3,079
    Likes Received:
    1
    Location:
    Oxford, England
    retards and mental patients always shave terribly; they leave patches of hair, miss spots
     
  9. Sgt Smith Bassed God

    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2010
    Messages:
    19,614
    Likes Received:
    1,114
    Location:
    60°55′N 101°57′E
  10. Valhoven Slayer | Cleric Staff Member Senior Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2016
    Messages:
    19,380
    Likes Received:
    22,745
    Location:
    Pale vegetation
    LOL...this was so gross. And yet, you win.
     
  11. Sgt Smith Bassed God

    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2010
    Messages:
    19,614
    Likes Received:
    1,114
    Location:
    60°55′N 101°57′E
    Let us stellar bearded ones not look down upon the unfortunate.
     
  12. Platinum Red Belt

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2016
    Messages:
    8,616
    Likes Received:
    2,548
    Horrible beard
     
  13. FleximusPrime I'm a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus

    Joined:
    Apr 6, 2016
    Messages:
    3,913
    Likes Received:
    207
    Location:
    Searching for Noah
    Did he shave with a sander?
     
  14. alexxx In the Mix

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2009
    Messages:
    3,384
    Likes Received:
    72
    Location:
    Malmö, Sweden
    damn...cleanshaven ftw
     
  15. Looks like he offended his barber mid-shave.
     
  16. accolyte1022 Ruck Fussia

    Joined:
    Aug 6, 2006
    Messages:
    29,971
    Likes Received:
    11,093
    Location:
    Zone of Alienation
  17. Dirge Gold Belt

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2004
    Messages:
    15,999
    Likes Received:
    6,210
    Location:
    Toronto, Canada
    Or he could have Alopecia you dimwit...

    I have had it since a kid and periodically I'll lose patches of hair on my face. Surprisingly common disorder.
     
  18. accolyte1022 Ruck Fussia

    Joined:
    Aug 6, 2006
    Messages:
    29,971
    Likes Received:
    11,093
    Location:
    Zone of Alienation
    Easy man.

    You could always just shave.
     
  19. JoshTehV Banned Banned

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2016
    Messages:
    7,059
    Likes Received:
    2,086
    Location:
    E$$J 408
    Still, he looks like someone with a fucked up endocrine system to me. Its like he has epileptic seizures or something while hes shaving.
     
    Last edited: Jul 30, 2016
  20. Haj01 Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Nov 27, 2009
    Messages:
    13,720
    Likes Received:
    1,869
    Location:
    United Kingdom
    Yeah I think it's the lighting or angle or maybe both.
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.