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  1. JoshTehV

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    From the looks of it , it seems like he was some kind of pretty bad hormone deficiency going on. Makes me wonder if this is the cause of his lack luster performances as of late. Or maybe I'm overthinking, and Jake just has a really shitty beard.
     
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    Just come out of the closet already TS.
     
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    He needs some Minoxidil on that beard.
     
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    the area around my anus has a better hair pattern
     
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  5. Hans Gercmiov

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    Did he lose a bet? He should shave that shit off.
     
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    Probably weird angle/lighting + shitty beard makes it look worse than it is.
     
    Rex Kwon Do, Jul 30, 2016
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  7. sirmorbach

    sirmorbach These violent delights have violent ends

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    You're overthinking and Jake just has a really shitty beard.
     
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    retards and mental patients always shave terribly; they leave patches of hair, miss spots
     
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    LOL...this was so gross. And yet, you win.
     
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    Let us stellar bearded ones not look down upon the unfortunate.
     
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    Horrible beard
     
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  13. FleximusPrime

    FleximusPrime I'm a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus

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    Did he shave with a sander?
     
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    damn...cleanshaven ftw
     
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  15. AronaBeatsJones

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    Looks like he offended his barber mid-shave.
     
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    Or he could have Alopecia you dimwit...

    I have had it since a kid and periodically I'll lose patches of hair on my face. Surprisingly common disorder.
     
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    Easy man.

    You could always just shave.
     
    accolyte1022, Jul 30, 2016
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  19. JoshTehV

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    Still, he looks like someone with a fucked up endocrine system to me. Its like he has epileptic seizures or something while hes shaving.
     
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  20. Haj01

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    Yeah I think it's the lighting or angle or maybe both.
     
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