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Jake Ellenberger's facial hair

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  1. JoshTehV Black Belt

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    From the looks of it , it seems like he was some kind of pretty bad hormone deficiency going on. Makes me wonder if this is the cause of his lack luster performances as of late. Or maybe I'm overthinking, and Jake just has a really shitty beard.
     
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    Just come out of the closet already TS.
     
  3. Mangar Black Belt

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    He needs some Minoxidil on that beard.
     
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    the area around my anus has a better hair pattern
     
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    Did he lose a bet? He should shave that shit off.
     
  6. Rex Kwon Do ál-ḥámdúlílláh

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    Probably weird angle/lighting + shitty beard makes it look worse than it is.
     
  7. sirmorbach These violent delights have violent ends

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    You're overthinking and Jake just has a really shitty beard.
     
  8. Strange Shadows Banned Banned

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    retards and mental patients always shave terribly; they leave patches of hair, miss spots
     
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    LOL...this was so gross. And yet, you win.
     
  11. Sgt Smith Bassed God

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    Let us stellar bearded ones not look down upon the unfortunate.
     
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    Horrible beard
     
  13. FleximusPrime I'm a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus

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    Did he shave with a sander?
     
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    damn...cleanshaven ftw
     
  15. Looks like he offended his barber mid-shave.
     
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    Or he could have Alopecia you dimwit...

    I have had it since a kid and periodically I'll lose patches of hair on my face. Surprisingly common disorder.
     
  18. accolyte1022 Duty Belt

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    Easy man.

    You could always just shave.
     
  19. JoshTehV Black Belt

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    Still, he looks like someone with a fucked up endocrine system to me. Its like he has epileptic seizures or something while hes shaving.
     
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  20. Haj01 Silver Belt

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    Yeah I think it's the lighting or angle or maybe both.
     

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