Jake Ellenberger's facial hair

From the looks of it , it seems like he was some kind of pretty bad hormone deficiency going on. Makes me wonder if this is the cause of his lack luster performances as of late. Or maybe I'm overthinking, and Jake just has a really shitty beard.

Screenshot (166) by JoshTehV posted Jul 30, 2016 at 1:13 PM

 

Just come out of the closet already TS.

 

He needs some Minoxidil on that beard.

 

the area around my anus has a better hair pattern

 

Did he lose a bet? He should shave that shit off.

 

Probably weird angle/lighting + shitty beard makes it look worse than it is.

 

You're overthinking and Jake just has a really shitty beard.

 

retards and mental patients always shave terribly; they leave patches of hair, miss spots

 

Let us stellar bearded ones not look down upon the unfortunate.

 

Horrible beard

 

Did he shave with a sander?

 

damn...cleanshaven ftw

 

Looks like he offended his barber mid-shave.

 

Or he could have Alopecia you dimwit...

I have had it since a kid and periodically I'll lose patches of hair on my face. Surprisingly common disorder.

 

Easy man.

You could always just shave.

 

Still, he looks like someone with a fucked up endocrine system to me. Its like he has epileptic seizures or something while hes shaving.

 

Yeah I think it's the lighting or angle or maybe both.