Jaden Smith Fake Twitter Profile is hilarious

[EJRMAN513]

Imagine if he just sat there thinking lf stupid shit to say on purpose.

Actually I think that that's the conclusion most of us have come to.

 

[SherdogGoat]

Why are you following a kid on twitter?

Who said I am following him? I don't even use twitter. I was only searching for it to copy one of his stupid quotes and ended up finding this one instead.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Who said I am following him? I don't even use twitter. I was only searching for it to copy one of his stupid quotes and ended up finding this one instead.

Sure you were.

 

[SherdogGoat]

Sure you were.

If I were a Pedo, Jaden would be too old for me because he turned 15 long ago.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

If I were a Pedo, Jaden would be too old for me because he turned 15 long ago.

The law doesn't think that's too old.

 

[shunyata]

Jaden vs Biebs in a street fight, who'd you take?

Bieber, easy. Actually boxes and has a blue belt in bjj, sure it's a celebrity private lesson blue belt, and he'd get smashed by any decent bantamweight three stripe white belt, but I think Bieber has more than enough gym time to smash Jaden.

 

[Joe]

did you really make a thread about a dead twitter profile?

 

[SherdogGoat]

The law doesn't think that's too old.

way to not get the reference

 

[Uchi Mata]

Bieber, easy. Actually boxes and has a blue belt in bjj, sure it's a celebrity private lesson blue belt, and he'd get smashed by any decent bantamweight three stripe white belt, but I think Bieber has more than enough gym time to smash Jaden.

I'm pretty sure Jaden would backflip kick him in the face. I saw what happend to those little commie kids Jackie Chan made him fight.

 

[blitzk]

Jaden via athleticism and explosiveness.

you have to consider that Biebs is a piece of shit that wont fight clean

 

[blitzk]

Bieber, easy. Actually boxes and has a blue belt in bjj, sure it's a celebrity private lesson blue belt, and he'd get smashed by any decent bantamweight three stripe white belt, but I think Bieber has more than enough gym time to smash Jaden.

Ah I didnt know this, it just got more interesting.

Didn't Jaden took a bunch of karate lessons for his role in the Karate Kid?

 

[Jack Reacheround]

way to not get the reference

I was being completely serious.

 

[chabone]

And ...

No.

The one where they add Jaden's tweets to Garfield comic strips is better.

Is there a link for this?

 

[GrindingANARCHY]

Who said I am following him? I don't even use twitter. I was only searching for it to copy one of his stupid quotes and ended up finding this one instead.

Quote the Ravden, never more.

 

[DangDaGawd]

Jaden Smith ‏@JadenSmithGod Dec 5
If The People Elected God I Would Be Elected Because Of My Overwhelming Knowledge And Higher Thinking. Jaden Smith For God 2014

 

[minute bull]

Why are you following a kid on twitter?

In person I got arrested.

 

[Kanster]

Some of those are really hilarious. I liked the African children one.

 

[Xplosives]

Jaden vs Biebs in a street fight, who'd you take?

Jaden Smith via retard strength

 

[PhantomNugget]

Somebody needs to slip some Prozac into that kid's herbal tea. He's not right.

 

[lowsingle]

the real one is just as good

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