Jaden Smith Fake Twitter Profile is hilarious

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  1. SherdogGoat

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    I was searching for Jaden's twitter and came across this. I think this guy deserves more followers lol

    https://twitter.com/JadenSmithGod

    Some of the tweets:

    How Can Gloves Be Real If Our Fingers Aren't Real

    If Babies Could Tell Time They'd Tell You That The Revolution Is Upon Us

    Time Doesn't Exist Clocks Exist

    Vaginal Birth Is For People Who Like To Play By The Rules
     
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    A little 1984. I like it.
     
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    The one where they add Jaden's tweets to Garfield comic strips is better.
     
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    His real twitter page is hilarious.

    Jaden Smith ‏@officialjaden
     
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    Imagine if he just sat there thinking lf stupid shit to say on purpose.
     
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    Why were you searching for his twitter account, pervert?
     
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    If two wrongs Don't Make A Right Then Why Does Three Fingers Feel So Good?
     
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    TS is that take account really you? Now now, don't lie...
     
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    Why are you following a kid on twitter?
     
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    TS is that fake account really you? Now now, don't lie...
     
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    Good one!!
     
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    The real one is better.
     
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    Jaden vs Biebs in a street fight, who'd you take?
     
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    I find it idiotic that grown adults would follow a kid posting stupid shit he found in a daily wisdom calender.
     
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