Jaden Smith Fake Twitter Profile is hilarious

[SherdogGoat]

I was searching for Jaden's twitter and came across this. I think this guy deserves more followers lol

https://twitter.com/JadenSmithGod

Some of the tweets:

How Can Gloves Be Real If Our Fingers Aren't Real

If Babies Could Tell Time They'd Tell You That The Revolution Is Upon Us

Time Doesn't Exist Clocks Exist

Vaginal Birth Is For People Who Like To Play By The Rules

 

[Kiddo716]

War Is Peace. Freedom Is Slavery. Ignorance Is Strength

A little 1984. I like it.

 

[Substance Abuse]

And ...

No.

The one where they add Jaden's tweets to Garfield comic strips is better.

 

[Da Speeit]

all of those are gold

 

[PolishHeadlock]

His real twitter page is hilarious.

Jaden Smith ‏@officialjaden

 

[Sweet_Leaf]

Imagine if he just sat there thinking lf stupid shit to say on purpose.

 

[MusclesMarinara]

Money is the slave collar of modern society.

 

[Da Speeit]

Vaginal Birth Is For People Who Like To Play By The Rules

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Why were you searching for his twitter account, pervert?

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Homosexuality is for the birds.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

If two wrongs Don't Make A Right Then Why Does Three Fingers Feel So Good?

 

[MajJ]

TS is that take account really you? Now now, don't lie...

 

[GrindingANARCHY]

Why are you following a kid on twitter?

 

[MajJ]

TS is that fake account really you? Now now, don't lie...

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

Why are you following a kid on twitter?

Good one!!

 

[Peteyandjia]

The real one is better.

 

[blitzk]

Jaden vs Biebs in a street fight, who'd you take?

 

[RawDawgBob]

I find it idiotic that grown adults would follow a kid posting stupid shit he found in a daily wisdom calender.

 

[ALAN PARTRIDGE]

nice

 

[EJRMAN513]

Jaden vs Biebs in a street fight, who'd you take?

Jaden via athleticism and explosiveness.