jacare is 137 years old

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  1. Ivancho

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    he lied about his age,didnt look explosive anymore
     
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    lmao I cant think of a 39 y/o mw with 35 fights coming from 2003 that can keep it rolling in this usada no trt era. Jacare is a beast but he is human. Age was catching up slowly.
     
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    Sherdog Rule #1. Only Fedor, Big Nog and Cro-Cop can use age as an excuse. All peaked around age 32 and are fully excused for all losses thereafter. 38-year old Anderson, 38-year old Chuck, 39-year old Jacare, 36-year old GSP, etc. are (were) fully prime and age is NOT a factor...even when they're using canes or in wheelchairs.
     
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    THESE are the threads that make me feel like I'm too old for sherdog. Jeezfuck
     
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    Never lower case the mans name again. Put some respek on it.
     
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    Jacare is a highlander
     
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    @C0NCH3TO


    Before the fight it was "Jacare wins this fight easily"

    But after the fight it turned into "Jacare's an old man! "They purposely fed him to a young hungry guy!" "They should of gave him a title shot earlier!"
     
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    Typical moronic response when you have no arguments and an IQ below 60.
     
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    Ivancho Amante de las mma

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    shut up amargado
     
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    He was explosive as fuck when he was 136 though.

    LEGENDARY.
     
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    Sorry, I meant to say an IQ below 40.
     
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    What’s with the ‘tude bud?

    Is your favourite anime character going through some hard times?
     
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    He beat a 130-something yr old Vitor Belfort...
     
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    Man I can’t stop laughing at thst thread title
     
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    Why don't you ask Soul on Ice? He (she/it) is the one who could only respond to my post with an "F. U" since it's true and leaves most Sherdoggers butthurt. But no, when I have problems, they're real things: like 6-figure decisions. I'll leave the "which anime or porn will I watch from my two moms' basement" to you. Ciao.
     
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    Some white man always gotta pull Rocky Marciano out they ass
     

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