I've had everyone of these symptoms this week.

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  1. Wizzlebiz

    Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/six-mild-symptoms-coronavirus-no-21745632
    Loss of sense of smell and taste: it truly can't tell which weed I am smoking from smell or taste.

    Physically tired: wake up and smoke a bowl. Want to got back to bed.

    Mentally exhausted: probably the bowl I smoked

    Stomach aches: probably from all the crap I ate from having the munchies because I smoked a bunch of bowls

    Tickly throat: I smoke a lot of weed

    Burning eyes: again a cloud of weed smoke

    So basically this thing is obviously coming directly after potheads.

    Be safe my fellow smokealotofpotami
     
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    Stoners are like vegans. Can't go a day without having to tell people you smoke weed.
     
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    Sound like a regular burn out pothead to me.

    Are video game addiction and a steady diet of cornflakes in an unwashed bowl also symptoms of the virus.
     
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    Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    Did I happen to mention I smoke weed?
     
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    Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    Don't get all high and mighty now. Everyone has some shit others will look down upon.
     
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    Teenagers smoke weed. Not moved on to an adults drug of choice yet?
     
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    Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    Still a kid at heart brother
     
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    ass eating potheads, more like it.
     
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    Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    I eat my wife's ass when she let's me. Most of the time when I do I'm high.

    So yeah sure why not.
     
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    Why kids love to brag about how much they smoke? the culture is just stupid as if its accomplishment being drugged every day of the week. At least us boomers used drugs sporadically and kept to ourselves, Millenials are social media whores, trying to show off every stupid deed they do.

    FUCK YOU MILLENIALS!
     
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    Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    Lmfao your cute. <GrassoBless>

    Also I'm no Millennial
     
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    Being stuck indoors for a week now - my allergies are out of control ATM.
     
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    <{ByeHomer}>
     
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    Stonervirus..
     
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    You did, but I didn't, I smoke weed too.
     
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    me too
     
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    I've had some hot/cold, dry cough/throat, tiredness, but able to smell my farts.
     
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    Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    In general or under the blanket?
     
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    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
     
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