I've been lying to you all this time

[CarnalSalvation]

I'm not drug free. I've been consuming dried and powdered Rhino testicles for the past three years. Don't look down on me!! You try mainlining powdered rhino nards, then come talk to me fucker.

 

[yomon]

ummmm... whut?

 

[Wrecking Ball]

Where do you get that? I'm pretty sure GNC doesn't carry it...

 

[CarnalSalvation]

I have a man on the inside in China who sells me the testicles of poached black rhinos.

Not only is it performance enhancing, it's addictive as hell.

 

[Wrecking Ball]

All this time, talking about RAW lifting, and not being on anything...I'm speechless.

 

[CarnalSalvation]

I know dude. If I werent on rhino balls I'd only be able to lift 3 plates-2 plates-3plates.

How shameful it is.

 

[Wrecking Ball]

And working on the trainer...I used to look up to you man!

 

[tomatocanfury]

The devil made you do it.

 

[TKMaxx715]

that rhino doesnt look too happy about his balls being taken away

 

[Fedorable]

white rhino testicles are less potent than white rhino testicles by the way.

http://www.rhinotesticles.com/default.asp?order_num=-1&

 

[rEmY]

next youll be telling us you used a bowflex to get so heeooge!!!

 

[Henry Swanson]

white rhino testicles are less potent than white rhino testicles by the way.

http://www.rhinotesticles.com/default.asp?order_num=-1&

Wha?

 

[Polynikes]

rhino nuts + bowflex + vegetarian diet = freakish strength

 

[Fedorable]

Wha?

oops, substitute black for white the first time I used white.

 

[CarnalSalvation]

THat's just what they tell you n00bs, so they can sell you shitty nards for high prices.

 

[TheNerdKing]

rhino nuts + bowflex + vegetarian diet = freakish strength

Man that freakish strength will finally give me the edge I need to go from terrible MMA fighter to champion MMA fighter.

Hurray for Rhino Nut strength. Now I'm going to be the best fighter ever!

 

[CarnalSalvation]

Dude I don't even lift weights. You don't have to when you're jacked on rhino nutz.

 

[batman69]

rhino nuts + bowflex + vegetarian diet = freakish strength

forgive my ignorance and well noobish question, but wouldn't doing the rhino nuts be considered not vegetarian?

 

[Henry Swanson]

forgive my ignorance and well noobish question, but wouldn't doing the rhino nuts be considered not vegetarian?

Only if you're strict vegan! Some vegetarians eat eggs, some eat fish and some eat rhino nuts!!

 

[CarnalSalvation]

It's ok to eat as a vegitarian, because the rhino's testicles are taken so it's less agressive and thus less dangerous to itself, other rhino's, and our other friends from the animal kingdom and their testicles (including human, you want one of those horns to come up between your legs? hell no)