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Discussion in 'Strength & Conditioning Discussion' started by CarnalSalvation, Jul 30, 2005.

  1. CarnalSalvation Trying to make a Milankey

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    I'm not drug free. I've been consuming dried and powdered Rhino testicles for the past three years. Don't look down on me!! You try mainlining powdered rhino nards, then come talk to me fucker.
     
  2. yomon Green Belt

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    ummmm... whut? :eek:
     
  3. Wrecking Ball Orange Belt

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    Where do you get that? I'm pretty sure GNC doesn't carry it...
     
  4. CarnalSalvation Trying to make a Milankey

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    I have a man on the inside in China who sells me the testicles of poached black rhinos.

    Not only is it performance enhancing, it's addictive as hell.
     
  5. Wrecking Ball Orange Belt

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    All this time, talking about RAW lifting, and not being on anything...I'm speechless.
     
  6. CarnalSalvation Trying to make a Milankey

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    I know dude. If I werent on rhino balls I'd only be able to lift 3 plates-2 plates-3plates.

    How shameful it is.
     
  7. Wrecking Ball Orange Belt

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    And working on the trainer...I used to look up to you man!
     
  8. tomatocanfury blank.

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    The devil made you do it.
     
  9. TKMaxx715 saggy pants

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    that rhino doesnt look too happy about his balls being taken away
     
  10. Fedorable Continues without supporting Sherdog.

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  11. rEmY Needs to eat more

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    next youll be telling us you used a bowflex to get so heeooge!!!
     
  12. Todd Gack Dutch

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  13. Polynikes Not Impressed

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    rhino nuts + bowflex + vegetarian diet = freakish strength
     
  14. Fedorable Continues without supporting Sherdog.

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    oops, substitute black for white the first time I used white.
     
  15. CarnalSalvation Trying to make a Milankey

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    THat's just what they tell you n00bs, so they can sell you shitty nards for high prices.
     
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    Man that freakish strength will finally give me the edge I need to go from terrible MMA fighter to champion MMA fighter.

    Hurray for Rhino Nut strength. Now I'm going to be the best fighter ever!
     
  17. CarnalSalvation Trying to make a Milankey

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    Dude I don't even lift weights. You don't have to when you're jacked on rhino nutz.
     
  18. batman69 Purple Belt

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    forgive my ignorance and well noobish question, but wouldn't doing the rhino nuts be considered not vegetarian?
     
  19. Todd Gack Dutch

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    Only if you're strict vegan! Some vegetarians eat eggs, some eat fish and some eat rhino nuts!!
     
  20. CarnalSalvation Trying to make a Milankey

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    It's ok to eat as a vegitarian, because the rhino's testicles are taken so it's less agressive and thus less dangerous to itself, other rhino's, and our other friends from the animal kingdom and their testicles (including human, you want one of those horns to come up between your legs? hell no)
     

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