IV Ban? You can use proctoclysis instead

[TruckHarder]

How to Use an Enema to Rehydrate an Adult
http://www.ehow.com/how_2189490_use-enema-rehydrate-adult.html

MEDICAL: HOW A TACTICAL ENEMA COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE
http://www.deathvalleymag.com/2010/03/01/medical-how-a-tactical-enema-could-save-your-life/

Proctoclysis, better known as rectal rehydration, is an operation available to doctors, survivalists, and CIA operatives. The process involves inserting a tube called a “Murphy Drip” into the patient’s anus.

It seems a murphy drip in combination with oral hydration is better than oral hydration alone. Whether or not any UFC fighters will choose to do it after the IV ban I have no idea.

 

[frandie2b]

Butthurt Cain fans need this.

 

[ShreddinMMA]

I guess checking rectal cavities for traces of lube is going to become standard procedure.

 

[TruckHarder]

I guess checking rectal cavities for traces of lube is going to become standard procedure.

Wouldn't that be prejudice against any gay fighters?

 

[Cid]

Do you want to be a fucking fighter?

 

[jakeharris74]

Isn't that going to loosen bowels?

Man, are those going to be some shitty fights.

 

[BJ@LW&WW]

or you know, drink water.

 

[vkram]

Isn't that going to loosen bowels?

Man, are those going to be some shitty fights.

an enema would loosen the bowels very quickly if anything it will stop people like Romero shitting themselves in the octagon.

 

[TruckHarder]

Isn't that going to loosen bowels?

Man, are those going to be some shitty fights.

A lot of UFC fighters already take an enema to remove the contents of their bowel prior to weigh in.

 

[Gonzaginator]

 

[Cro Cop Is Back]

Lmfao dafuq man?

 

[Rittsy]

There's going to be some revealing Embeded episodes...

 

[A Pennysworth]

Also water boarding is an option...

 

[Lunkee]

Making the walk in a "Walk of shame"

 

[One Inch Punch]

Hahaha it will happen

 

[HelloJapan]

I guess checking rectal cavities for traces of lube is going to become standard procedure.

 

[Ladder Master]

In before perforated rectum.

 

[Cooliox]

 

[IHWBass57]

I needed this thread today. Thank you.

 

[BenRichards]

lmfao at this thread. pure gold