IV Ban? You can use proctoclysis instead

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  1. TruckHarder

    TruckHarder Banned Banned

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    How to Use an Enema to Rehydrate an Adult
    http://www.ehow.com/how_2189490_use-enema-rehydrate-adult.html

    MEDICAL: HOW A TACTICAL ENEMA COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE
    http://www.deathvalleymag.com/2010/03/01/medical-how-a-tactical-enema-could-save-your-life/

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    It seems a murphy drip in combination with oral hydration is better than oral hydration alone. Whether or not any UFC fighters will choose to do it after the IV ban I have no idea.
     
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    Butthurt Cain fans need this.
     
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    I guess checking rectal cavities for traces of lube is going to become standard procedure.
     
  4. TruckHarder

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    Wouldn't that be prejudice against any gay fighters?
     
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    Isn't that going to loosen bowels?

    Man, are those going to be some shitty fights.
     
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    or you know, drink water.
     
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    an enema would loosen the bowels very quickly if anything it will stop people like Romero shitting themselves in the octagon.
     
  9. TruckHarder

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    A lot of UFC fighters already take an enema to remove the contents of their bowel prior to weigh in.
     
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    There's going to be some revealing Embeded episodes...
     
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    Hahaha it will happen
     
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    In before perforated rectum.
     
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    I needed this thread today. Thank you.
     
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    lmfao at this thread. pure gold
     

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