ITT post ur nofap 2017 stureak

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  1. ExitLUPin

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    havent fapped all year TBH

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  2. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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  3. j123

    j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    I just went 30min ago. Did I win?
     
  4. Goodfella

    Goodfella White Belt

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    1 hour 26 min

    Its a record!
     
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    odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    xbone19 Green Belt

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    Oops I'll try next year
     
  7. Jack Reacheround

    Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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  8. mb23100

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    I fap at every @Zer post
     
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    A full 6 and a half hours by now...

    And still...
     
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  10. Thanks for reminding me
     
  11. Zer

    Zer Gold Belt

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    That's why I keep my posts per day at 6 bro. Any more than that and you'd start chafing
     
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    3 hours and 37 minutes into this year so far, a grand total of 4 days since last had sex.

    Wait does no fap include actual sexy time with wimmin? That's tough to do.
     
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    mb23100 Gold Belt

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    My last 4 alerts were from you. Slow down bro I'm running out of socks
     
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  15. OverCoronavirus Pressure

    OverCoronavirus Pressure I don't think you ready for this jelly

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    Filthy, sick, perverse, a disgrace to the race.
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    I'm going to try to go the whole year only having sex with my wife every 2 weeks.
     
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    aldeniro78 Who cares Yellow Card

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    I spill it not onto the ground but into some article of clothing
     
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  19. OverCoronavirus Pressure

    OverCoronavirus Pressure I don't think you ready for this jelly

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    Oh, that's a paddlin'
     
  20. j123

    j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    Gotta post more bro, we are entitled the that right

    A bit over 2 years ago it was my first time cutting weight for a MT exibition, and I tried to get the last 2lbs off by jerking off. Went at it 5x within an hour, most painful shit I ever done; It didn't work either, I cleaned up and the scale said I lost 0.2lbs FML.

    My idea was:
    -water cut = losing water via dehydration
    -water = fluid
    -cum = fluid
    -therefore: must release cum from body to make weight
     
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