ITT post ur nofap 2017 stureak

havent fapped all year TBH

feelsgudman

 

Doing great so far.

 

I just went 30min ago. Did I win?

 

1 hour 26 min

Its a record!

 

30 minutes. I expect I'll make it about 24 hours or so.

 

Oops I'll try next year

 

50 minutes so far. I rounded up though.

 

I fap at every @Zer post

 

A full 6 and a half hours by now...

And still...

 

Thanks for reminding me

 

That's why I keep my posts per day at 6 bro. Any more than that and you'd start chafing

 

3 hours and 37 minutes into this year so far, a grand total of 4 days since last had sex.

Wait does no fap include actual sexy time with wimmin? That's tough to do.

 

My last 4 alerts were from you. Slow down bro I'm running out of socks

 

to late,I've arrived.

 

You're all degenerates.
Filthy, sick, perverse, a disgrace to the race.
Onanists disgust me.
"Spill not thy seed upon the ground, but shoot it upon a woman's face and especially her hair. "
~Proverbs

 

I'm going to try to go the whole year only having sex with my wife every 2 weeks.

 

I spill it not onto the ground but into some article of clothing

 

Oh, that's a paddlin'

 

Gotta post more bro, we are entitled the that right

A bit over 2 years ago it was my first time cutting weight for a MT exibition, and I tried to get the last 2lbs off by jerking off. Went at it 5x within an hour, most painful shit I ever done; It didn't work either, I cleaned up and the scale said I lost 0.2lbs FML.

My idea was:
-water cut = losing water via dehydration
-water = fluid
-cum = fluid
-therefore: must release cum from body to make weight