Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by ExitLUPin, Dec 31, 2016.
havent fapped all year TBH
Doing great so far.
I just went 30min ago. Did I win?
1 hour 26 min
Its a record!
30 minutes. I expect I'll make it about 24 hours or so.
Oops I'll try next year
50 minutes so far. I rounded up though.
I fap at every @Zer post
A full 6 and a half hours by now...
Thanks for reminding me
That's why I keep my posts per day at 6 bro. Any more than that and you'd start chafing
3 hours and 37 minutes into this year so far, a grand total of 4 days since last had sex.
Wait does no fap include actual sexy time with wimmin? That's tough to do.
My last 4 alerts were from you. Slow down bro I'm running out of socks
to late,I've arrived.
You're all degenerates.
Filthy, sick, perverse, a disgrace to the race.
Onanists disgust me.
"Spill not thy seed upon the ground, but shoot it upon a woman's face and especially her hair. "
I'm going to try to go the whole year only having sex with my wife every 2 weeks.
I spill it not onto the ground but into some article of clothing
Oh, that's a paddlin'
Gotta post more bro, we are entitled the that right
A bit over 2 years ago it was my first time cutting weight for a MT exibition, and I tried to get the last 2lbs off by jerking off. Went at it 5x within an hour, most painful shit I ever done; It didn't work either, I cleaned up and the scale said I lost 0.2lbs FML.
My idea was:
-water cut = losing water via dehydration
-water = fluid
-cum = fluid
-therefore: must release cum from body to make weight