Its New Year and you are posting/lurking sherdog. your life must be truly patetic.

[Chivas GDL]

LOL just kidding my dogs, God Bless you all and your families .

 

[markys00]

Will dolce diet myself to sleep tonight

 

[billharford]

 

[KarateYeah]

2016 was never my friend

 

[phunky]

I LITERALLY CRINGED

 

[Titleboxe]

HEY! It's 2:00pm here.... nah just kidding, it's new years here too, tequila time.

 

[BC]

My New Years summed up in gifs

 

[Mga223]

It's 5:20pm where I am.

Get with the times.

 

[The Moloko man]

Im at a party....and literally twenty of the thirty people here are on their phones. Why does it make a difference that im on sherdog on my phone instead of texting my slut friend about the dick available at the other party like the rest of the people here

 

[Chivas GDL]

Will dolce diet myself to sleep tonight

BJ approves .

 

[Iverson75]

No friends

Can't get laid if my life depended on it

Thank God for Sherdog

 

[AlphaKhaine47]

HEY! It's 2:00pm here.... nah just kidding, it's new years here too, tequila time.

Living it playacar style too I see! Enjoy!

 

[BC]

No friends

Can't get laid if my life depended on it

Thank God for Sherdog

I shall befriend you and take you under my wing and raise you as my own, then you will flourish and be surrounded by 9's and 10's or 7's which is still hespectable.

 

[scorpipede]

My New Years summed up in gifs

still 2016 where you are no?

 

[billharford]

I shall befriend you and take you under my wing and raise you as my own, then you will flourish and be surrounded by 9's and 10's or 7's which is still hespectable.

can I be your friend too? I'm cool with 7's, 5's even

 

[BC]

still 2016 where you are no?

Yep, I still got an hour and a half of this bull shit year.

 

[scorpipede]

can I be your friend too? I'm cool with 7's, 5's even

 

[scorpipede]

Yep, I still got an hour and a half of this bull shit year.

2017 is WAY better man. There's naked women and blunts and 40s everywhere. Everything is free and we're all one race now!!!!!!

you're gonna approve. I guarantee it.

 

[Chivas GDL]

can I be your friend too? I'm cool with 7's, 5's even

Usually the best fucks are 5s who compensate their lack of beauty with nasty skills

 

[BC]

can I be your friend too? I'm cool with 7's, 5's even

Of course let's shoot for 10's though, because when I was in the first grade there was a poster on the wall that said
"Shoot for the moon, if you miss you will land among the stars."

If you shoot for 10's and miss 8's are around the corner.

Wait a second....there are are no stars in the solar sytem my whole outlook on life has been a lie.