Its Friday the 13th 2020

[Plissken]

The United States of Crystal Lake emerges.

 

[fungi]

G'luck y'all!!!

 

[Simple Southerner]

You and ur fellow libtards take over the world

 

[ralphc1]

Donald Drumf starts a nuclear war.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

Yellowstone is due to erupt, right?

 

[ScarfaceJr]

Anyone wanna take a trip to camp Crystal lake? I got booze, bud, and hoes.

 

[dildos]

What could possibly go wrong?

You are Friday the 13th.

 

[Tone C]

And my wife insists on taking a road trip into a bad area.

If I don't post tomorrow night, remember me only by my good posts and pretend the bad ones never happened.

We will. I'll repost both of them in your honour.

 

[SalvadorCollie]

I’m just hoping people take responsibility for their own actions and don’t let what they believe negatively effect someone else.

 

[KnightTemplar]

Place your bets!

- Massive VBIED explodes in Washington DC, killing hundreds, including Senators.

- Dirty Bomb in New York City. Trump responds by nuking Mecca.

- A new strain of COVID is discovered. It's more infectious and has a much higher mortality rate. And resistant to all current treatment/vaccines.

- War breaks out between China and America.

- Alien invasion.

- Zombie Apocalypse.

- The Rapture.

- Cthulhu awakens.

 

[KnightTemplar]

We will. I'll repost both of them in your honour.

 

[Bushpig]

I went to a meeting then my job took me to a restaurant for lunch, followed by ten pin bowling, and an hour free in the arcade. Afterwards I ate birthday cake with a friend and played Xbox.

 

[ralphc1]

Place your bets!

- Massive VBIED explodes in Washington DC, killing hundreds, including Senators.

- Dirty Bomb in New York City. Trump responds by nuking Mecca.

- A new strain of COVID is discovered. It's more infectious and has a much higher mortality rate. And resistant to all current treatment/vaccines.

- War breaks out between China and America.

- Alien invasion.

- Zombie Apocalypse.

- The Rapture.

- Cthulhu awakens.

Serious injuries reported in explosion at VA hospital - AP News

 

[fingercuffs]

@Red Beard I did my hand lotion ritual with the two news anchors. They said it will ward off evil spirits today, do you reckon I'm safe?

 

[Fluffernutter]

This episode of the Mandalorian wasn't as good as the others. So, there's that.

 

[THE Red Beard]

@Red Beard I did my hand lotion ritual with the two news anchors. They said it will ward off evil spirits today, do you reckon I'm safe?

We have a Covid outbreak at my job...save yourself haha

 

[fingercuffs]

We have a Covid outbreak at my job...save yourself haha

Oh bugger. Stay in your office!

 

[THE Red Beard]

Oh bugger. Stay in your office!

I wish that was possible but many of the upper bosses have it. What a mess this year has been! Mask on, bleach and Virex all over the place though. I'm going down swinging if it happens.

 

[Patrick Jane]

What's the worst that could happen?

 

[fingercuffs]

I wish that was possible but many of the upper bosses have it. What a mess this year has been! Mask on, bleach and Virex all over the place though. I'm going down swinging if it happens.

You're young, you've been working out, you're not obese, you'll be fine. But I do get why it's alarming for you. I would be far from happy. You'll let us know if you get it please?