It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia: Dennis System Episode

[RogerTheAlien]

For those who haven't seen it.

 

[Aquabot]

D - Demonstrate Value

A - Accept Fault

V - Virtual Jealousy

I - Inspire Hope

D - Detach Completely

Sounds like a plan to me.

 

[acidic]

"You're gunna wanna nurture that dependence she's feeling on you now guuuuysss"

love that part, fav show.

 

[Tycho- Taylor's Version]

Z - Zero Tolerance

E - Engage Physically

R - Restart System

Well that's not at all rapey

LOL Zer is a rape robot.

 

[MeanDean]

M - Move In

E - Engage Physically

A - Accept Fault

N - Nurture Dependence

D - Destroy Confidence

E - Exit Date Suddenly

A - Act Suspicious

N - Neglect Completely

 

[Sum]

C - Create Value

O - Open Up

D - Destroy Confidence

Y - Yield Relationship

C - Create Value

O - Open Up

D - Destroy Confidence

Y - Yield Relationship


fucker. this city ain't big enough for two posters named Cody

 

[Nights1515]

J - Justify Approach

O - Open Up

E - End Relationship

Simple and easy B)

 

[Noob]

H - Help Elderly

E - Engage Physically

N - Nurture Dependence

D - Destroy Confidence

O - Opt Out

 

[JauntyAngle]

This is the best thing I have seen on the internet for ages.

Nice bonus... after doing it for myself, I entered in one of my best friend's nicknames, and it nailed his system down to a tee.

Thanks, TS.

 

[gabelh]

Mine ends with Leave Permanently... I love it. The wife's not going to have a very good evening, however.

 

[Threetrees]

V - Value Display

I - Inspire Hope

R - Retract Emotionally

G - Girlfriend Status

I - Invest Listening Time

L - Leave Permanently

 

[slimybooger]

This is also my first name, and this system sucks. it takes 10 steps before I can bang a chick? Unless the sexual waltz is also banging.

What about your middle name?

 

[Frylock]

F - Fake Being Rich

R - Retract Emotionally

A - Accept Fault

N - Nurture Dependence

K - Kiss Goodbye


This is my life.

 

[EyeTrainUFC]

M - Move In

A - Accept Fault

N - Nurture Dependence

T - Take Personal Time

I - Inspire Hope

S - Separate Entirely

Dr. Toboggan?

 

[TwiggaMan]

This is hilarious and awesome.

T - Talk About Her

W - Wine and Dine

I - Inspire Hope

G - Girlfriend Status

G - Great Escape

 

[weed]

Beg her for her love
Emotions to a maximum
Bet anything & everything you have for her attention
Open up your heart & soul to her
Pedestal, is where she belongs

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

J - Justify Approach

O - Open Up

S - Sexual Waltz

H - Have a Crisis

U - Unexpected Action

A - Abruptly Disconnect

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

P - Pretend to Care

R - Retract Emotionally

I - Inspire Hope

D - Destroy Confidence

E - Engage Physically

W - Wine and Dine

A - Accept Fault

S - Sexual Waltz

B - Bang

E - Exit Date Suddenly

T - Take Personal Time

E - Empathize

R - Restart System

 

[TornadoBonn]

one of my favorite episodes love this show