It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia: Dennis System Episode

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  1. slimybooger

    slimybooger Blue Belt

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    Who here as seen that episode? They have a website where you put your name in and it gives you your own system:http: www.mydennissystem.com

    S - Start Negative

    E - Engage Physically

    B - Bang

    A - Accept Fault

    S - Sexual Waltz

    T - Take Personal Time

    I - Inspire Hope

    A - Act Suspicious

    N - Neglect Completely
     
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    PolishHeadlock Putin Belt Platinum Member

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    That's awesome
     
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  3. Noob

    Noob ............ Banned

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    Thats pretty cool lol
     
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    Tycho Brah You drink water, I drink anarchy Platinum Member

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    Impressive.

    D - Demonstrate Value

    J - Jerk Around

    A - Accept Fault

    N - Nurture Dependence

    G - Girlfriend Status

    O - Opt Out
     
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    sweet, I can dig my system lol


    G - Get Number

    I - Inspire Hope

    B - Bang

    S - Sexual Waltz

    O - Open Up

    N - Neglect Completely
     
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    M - Move In

    A - Accept Fault

    N - Nurture Dependence

    T - Take Personal Time

    I - Inspire Hope

    S - Separate Entirely
     
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    C - Create Value

    H - Have a Crisis

    R - Retract Emotionally

    I - Inspire Hope

    S - Sexual Waltz

    T - Take Personal Time

    O - Open Up

    P - Provide Assistance

    H - Hinder Progress

    E - Engage Physically

    R - Restart System
     
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    Zer Gold Belt

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    Z - Zero Tolerance

    E - Engage Physically

    R - Restart System

    Well that's not at all rapey
     
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    pretty cool. Awesome episode probably my favorite.
     
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    big perken** Banned Banned

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    A - Ask Her Out

    N - Nurture Dependence

    D - Destroy Confidence

    R - Retract Emotionally

    E - Engage Physically

    W - Whisk Away
     
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    H - Help Elderly

    I - Inspire Hope

    G - Girlfriend Status

    U - Unexpected Action

    S - Separate Entirely
     
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    Kanster Guest

    K - Kind Words

    O - Open Up

    N - Nurture Dependence

    S - Sexual Waltz

    T - Take Personal Time

    E - Engage Physically

    R - Restart System
     
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    E - Earn Trust

    R - Retract Emotionally

    I - Inspire Hope

    C - Conclude Conquest


    I dig
     
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    H - Help Elderly

    O - Open Up

    H - Have a Crisis

    N - Nurture Dependence

    E - Engage Physically

    R - Restart System

    mine might actually work
     
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    A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    D - Dylan

    Y - Ylan

    L - Lan

    A - An

    N - N
     
  16. hohner

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    on the other hand they are setting up people named bill for failure.



    B - Be Assertive

    I - Inspire Hope

    L - Lend Money

    L - Leave Permanently
     
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    couldn't type in the entire alphabet - so -

    X - X Rated
    Y - Yield Emotions
    Z - Zesty Ending
     
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    R - Relentlessly Pursue

    O - Open Up

    G - Girlfriend Status

    E - Engage Physically

    R - Restart System
     
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    This is also my first name, and this system sucks. it takes 10 steps before I can bang a chick? Unless the sexual waltz is also banging.
     
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    C - Create Value

    O - Open Up

    D - Destroy Confidence

    Y - Yield Relationship
     
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