subtlySteve
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According to its Wikipedia page, Hormel Foods Corporation owns several brands including Applegate, Columbus Craft Meats, Skippy, and Dinty Moore.
I also think they forgot to mention that Hormel must have secretly acquired Purina because Dinty Moore Beef stew and Purina's Gourmet Savoury Cake with Beef, smell EXACTLY the same.
This disturbs me because I remember eating Dinty Moore Beef stew as a teenager and thinking it was kind of weird that the lady from the movie Ghost had a Beef stew named after her.
Anyway, I didn't have ADD, I had Dinty Moore Beef stew poisoning.
And the Doctor who diagnosed me with it was a shill for the Petfood industry!
OK, so I wrote some of the letters of the alphabet in capitals and others in lowercase when asked to write out the ABCs, well excuse me Mr. forensic writing analyst!
That was probably because I was impaired by the Dinty Moore toxin and you were covering it up!
Dinty Moore Microwaveable Beef Stew came out in the 1990s and ADD diagnoses in teenagers sky-rocked in the 1990s, a coincidence?
I think not.
#ISurvivedDintyMoore
I also think they forgot to mention that Hormel must have secretly acquired Purina because Dinty Moore Beef stew and Purina's Gourmet Savoury Cake with Beef, smell EXACTLY the same.
This disturbs me because I remember eating Dinty Moore Beef stew as a teenager and thinking it was kind of weird that the lady from the movie Ghost had a Beef stew named after her.
Anyway, I didn't have ADD, I had Dinty Moore Beef stew poisoning.
And the Doctor who diagnosed me with it was a shill for the Petfood industry!
OK, so I wrote some of the letters of the alphabet in capitals and others in lowercase when asked to write out the ABCs, well excuse me Mr. forensic writing analyst!
That was probably because I was impaired by the Dinty Moore toxin and you were covering it up!
Dinty Moore Microwaveable Beef Stew came out in the 1990s and ADD diagnoses in teenagers sky-rocked in the 1990s, a coincidence?
I think not.
#ISurvivedDintyMoore
