Media Islam Makhachev is the Focus of a Small Standup Comedy Bit.

[Substance Abuse]

 

[Jman]

 

[Bobby Boulders]

 

[13Seconds]

Lol he was describing the Khabib vs MJ fight. Khabib was basically having an intervention with MJ while whopping that ass

 

[Carrotman23]

My expectations were low but that was pretty funny .
Sometimes during a promo the cold Dagestani guys remind me of this famous key and peele skit lol

 

[Koya]

What was he looking at lol

 

[Evbo]

My expectations were low but that was pretty funny .
Sometimes during a promo the cold Dagestani guys remind me of this famous key and peele skit lol

My blackbelt mate who I train with spent a good five minutes telling me I "must give up, you know I deserve this" while mother's milk-ing me

 

[Carrotman23]

My blackbelt mate who I train with spent a good five minutes telling me I "must give up, you know I deserve this" while mother's milk-ing me

The most intimate of submissions. I hope you guys at least cuddled after.

 

[CroCopsLHK]

Guys pretty funny actually

Kudos to him

*bj Penn nodding*

 

[Greyscale]

The best bit of standup comedy about Makhachev:

I find the punchline particularly satisfying.

 

[Evbo]

The most intimate of submissions. I hope you guys at least cuddled after.

You laugh but last time he got me in a twister, when he threaded his arm behind my head he shouted HUG TIME

 

[Carrotman23]

You laugh but last time he got me in a twister, when he threaded his arm behind my head he shouted HUG TIME

Lmao that's great your friend sounds like a good bloke and fun guy to role with

 

[Evbo]

Lmao that's great your friend sounds like a good bloke and fun guy to role with

Fun guy, absolutely, best mates for over 30 years

Fun guy to roll with? Nah, not even close. We're similar weight but he feels like he wears leaded compression gear, or like he has some sort of gravity hack. Also loves Japanese necktie-ing me, which I fucking hate

 

[Carrotman23]

Fun guy, absolutely, best mates for over 30 years

Fun guy to roll with? Nah, not even close. We're similar weight but he feels like he wears leaded compression gear, or like he has some sort of gravity hack. Also loves Japanese necktie-ing me, which I fucking hate

That's awesome yo.
And haha some guys just wanna make you feel like you got arthritis in every joint the next morning .
It is wild how some guys can feel like 100 Ibs heavier in grappling. So much of wrestling is just shifting your body weight like that.

Here's to hoping you somehow pull off a twister on him lol, show him how it feels ha.