ISIS leader dubbed ‘Jabba the Jihadi’ captured in Iraq

[Dirt Road Soldier]

Looks like he was planning on infiltrating the fat positive feminist crowd.

 

[Orgasmo]

Did he eat the rest of his jihadist teammates?

 

[MPD-Psycho]

That’s quite a fitting name indeed.

 

[Shoemaker]

I'm surprised they went thru all the trouble to take him in alive.

Figure they’d need to cut him up to get him through the door.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

It'll be interesting to see if he's still heavy in a few years.

 

[tonni]

I'm surprised they went thru all the trouble to take him in alive.

If they really wanted to save him, they would have made him walk.

 

[Cuzcatlan]

Why did he shoot that guy again? He caught him sucking someone off?

The fat guy later on gets killed for being gay. The guy here gets killed for shooting a card game owned by Soprano.

 

[tonni]

Why did he shoot that guy again? He caught him sucking someone off?

He robbed a card game owned by Soprano and one of his companions (or he himself) killed a guy playing poker and wounded a made man. Two of the 3 robbers were shot on sight, and person in the gif went into hiding.

 

[Confucamus]

Pretty brave to capture him alive, knowing he couldn't had a suicide vest hidden under his fupa.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Too bad there's not a sarlacc pit we can throw him in.

 

[Rholk]

Pretty brave to capture him alive, knowing he couldn't had a suicide vest hidden under his fupa.

If it was under his fuba it would be pretty safe

 

[ocfightfan]

When I first saw that picture I thought he shit on the couch.

 

[Mendacious]

Did he eat the rest of his jihadist teammates?

Is cannibalism halal?

 

[cottagecheesefan]

are y'all fat shaming?

 

[evansusmc2]

Germany in Heidelburg.

LOL. I go there all the time.

I was stationed in Heidelberg for 2 and a half years. How did I miss this?

 

[Otto!]

Huge if true?

 

[Thrawn33]

Too bad there's not a sarlacc pit we can throw him in.

I'll be satisfied with strangulation via chain.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

Getting that fat when you're not even allowed to eat bacon and drink beer is somewhat of an achievement itself

tried to like this post

 

[tonysmasseuse]

What a pitiful creature.

Still, infinitely preferable to have a jihadi who'd rather reach for a mars bar than a bomb.

Maybe we should have just carpet bombed ME and Afghanistan with candy and whoppers all along...

 

[Prutfis]

He just needs some drone propellers attached and we have Baron Harkonen. The floating fat man.