ISIS leader dubbed ‘Jabba the Jihadi’ captured in Iraq

[Chesten_Hesten]

lol! What movie is that from again?

 

[KeepItRealist]

Honestly fatter than I expected, how did it take them this long to catch him? He can't be a very mobile target.

I doubt he was a top priority, given that he couldn't physically carry out acts of terror himself.

They just finally received too many reports from irate citizens that something in the area was preying on the livestock and had to move on him.

 

[Lonesome Crow]

Came in this thread expecting to see some ISIS slave girls in a gold bikinis....

 

[ultramanhyata]

Alright, who is suddenly missing from Sherdog?

US troops are going to be a lot safer now that this guy isn't ninja'ing around in the darkness, ready to strike like a silent, deadly cat.

 

[ultramanhyata]

Came in this thread expecting to see some ISIS slave girls in a gold bikinis....

 

[Javelina]

ISIS? I thought they were completely crushed years ago. How many more non existent members do we have left to capture?

another white supremacist taken off the battlefield

 

[Javelina]

this dude's head will surely separate from his body if they hang him

 

[Zankou]

Honestly fatter than I expected, how did it take them this long to catch him? He can't be a very mobile target.

Extreme immobility can’t be tracked.

Try tracking a boulder. You either know where it is or you don’t.

This guy was basically a 900 pound ninja fighting in God’s path, but never moving from it.

 

[Strychnine]

He wasn't going to run away, that's for dang sure.

 

[Fox by the Sea]

We eat America!

 

[TheGreatA]

He wasn't going to run away, that's for dang sure.

Doing ISIS barrel rolls was still an option.

 

[Strychnine]

Doing ISIS barrel rolls was still an option.

Barrel?!?!?

Only if it's this size of barrel!

 

[Thrawn33]

Yeah. Now he's going to do even more damage to Iraq. Imagine the costs of feeding and clothing him, plus paying his medical bills.

Do they still execute terrorists there? That'll cost more too.

Hanging? Gonna need a steel cable....
Beheading? Chainsaw to cut through that "neck"
Firing Squad? .50cal, better use Armor Piercing Incendiary

 

[Rholk]

Getting that fat when you're not even allowed to eat bacon and drink beer is somewhat of an achievement itself

 

[Stoic1]

Barrel?!?!?

Only if it's this size of barrel!

Germany in Heidelburg.

LOL. I go there all the time.

 

[The Diplomat]

Damn.

How does one be that big, immobile and become a terrorist leader? Clearly he does all his work from the couch.

 

[K-Bag]

Allahu Jabbar!!

 

[Badger67]

Had to do a quadruple bypass take on the pic to make sure he didnt shit himself.

And why is he wearing the outfit penguin wore in batman returns?

 

[vengeful]

Yeah. Now he's going to do even more damage to Iraq. Imagine the costs of feeding and clothing him, plus paying his medical bills.

lol @ Thinking he's going to get that type of treatment in Iraq....He's about to be tortured and murdered.

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Bet TLC are pissed they missed out on a new series called "my 600 lbs terrorist life"