Is this what starving feels like?

[mimo]

You mean the one I quoted from the dictionary?

By my definition your argument is strawman at its worst.

To compare apples to apples:

Riding a bike 26.4 miles would be lazy compared to running 26.4 miles.

The retarded thing is that neither is lazy, sitting on your ass doing nothing is lazy, exercising is not lazy in any way shape or form.

1. Resistant to work or exertion; disposed to idleness.
2. Slow-moving; sluggish: a lazy river.
3. Conducive to idleness or indolence: a lazy summer day.
4. Depicted as reclining or lying on its side. Used of a brand on livestock.

I looked through various definitions and none even vaguely resembled your strawman, sorry.