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is this the most beautiful UFC card ever?

Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by revoltub, Dec 17, 2016.

  1. revoltub

    revoltub White Knight

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    this card truly has the most beautiful people ever on the card. Faber, Gall, Sage, Page, Waterson, Jouban......I wonder if this card is supposed to be marketed toward a crowd who only watched for eye candy. Theres a little for the guys, and a little for the gay guys.

    has there ever been a group of more symmetrically perfect humans fighting in one night? The only card that comes close is none. imagine if they got sexyama to fight on this one? the world wouldn't come back. it would come again.

    IN B4 people with bad genes come in and start hating. the universe made you ugly for a reason. learn to appreciate human perfection you burn victim with elephantitis looking mf.

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    #beautiful bless
     
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    Bookmark Blue Belt

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    Faber and Gall aren't good looking.

    And Sage isn't human looking.
     
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    revoltub White Knight

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    keep telling yourself that you 5
     
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    loisestrad Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    In a good way...
     
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    CereserBr Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Will watch with my peen in hands, TS.
     
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    SuperiorHands Purple Belt

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    Paige and Michelle did that by themselves brah.
     
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    Bookmark Blue Belt

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    yeah, I can't help but love that mild-mannered robot boy.
     
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    Dogo1 Brown Belt

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    Yes, except for Fabers ass chin.
     
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    zxyss25 Brown Belt

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    It depends

    who is your target audience

    do they like the men or the ladies
     
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    Valhoven Errands ❦f quarter Staff Member Senior Moderator

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  11. revoltub

    revoltub White Knight

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    loisestrad Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    At least it's a great ass.
     
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    Jobans mole keeps winking at me
     
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    Believe or not women love a strong jaw line. Not excluding the power ass chin.
     
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    PTSDtreatment Blue Belt

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    Double bonus for the guys who like guys. It's like have a extra set of breasts on a woman for the straight guys out there.
     
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    revoltub White Knight

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    true. women love a strong square jaw. you couldnt draw a superhero with a better jaw than faber. story goes he sculpted the first katana off that thing and sent it back in time
     
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    Sage is GOAT looking?
     
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    revoltub White Knight

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    they all pitched in
     
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    Papawash clean and fresh

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    You forgot the future champ TS
     
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    Good point
     

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