Is there a Women’s BMF Belt in the Works?!

Somebody may have let it slip already, but...

If so, what should it be called?

The Hardest Hoodrat belt? The Most Violent Vixen belt?

And who would fight for it?

Would Ronda come back for a Do Something Bitch Belt?

Maybe one more scrap with Miesha? Maybe Holly and Miesha run it back?

So many unanswered questions Sherdogs, help a brother out...

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its nunes all the way. murders everyone
 
So, what's the official ufc definition of a BMF? Are we suggesting that these men literally are fucking mothers, as in, they are so reprehensibly bad that they'd go fucking the mothers of their wives??

If so, is the WBMF about scissoring mothers ?? Can it only be awarded to a lesbian?

What does fucking mothers have to do with fighting ?
 
Maybe call it “The Savage Slut” belt

That’s not any more nonsense than “The BMF belt”

This corny shit has me wondering if I really wanna keep watching the UFC or not, and also wondering why there’s so much corn in my shit.

Oh please where you gonna go, Bellator? Their next main event is 60 year old Fedor vs Obese Rampage.
 
I might go race one of my cars, or maybe help my boys build something out of Legos.

I’m just saying the more corny WWE style this shit gets, the less I want to watch MMA at all. And this is coming from someone who’s only missed a handful of events since 2005.

I’m still watching for now, just cringing at some of this stuff.

Oh please where you gonna go, Bellator? Their next main event is 60 year old Fedor vs Obese Rampage.
 
If they want it to be true to the men’s BMF belt, the fight needs to be between a couple of noncontenders who act like thugs. I’m not coming up with any good suggestions at the moment.
 
I might go race one of my cars, or maybe help my boys build something out of Legos.

I’m just saying the more corny WWE style this shit gets, the less I want to watch MMA at all. And this is coming from someone who’s only missed a handful of events since 2005.

I’m still watching for now, just cringing at some of this stuff.

MMA has always been inherently ridiculous because MMA isnt a sport. It's the closest we can (legally) get to gladiator combat.

Remember the early UFC promos where they advertised it as a deathmatch with "NO RULES" or Pride's over the top pyrotechnic entrances. Hell, ONE FC has Gabi Garcia fight literal grandmas she outweighs by 80 pounds.

Just enjoy the spectacle for what it is.
 
Fair enough

MMA has always been inherently ridiculous because MMA isnt a sport. It's the closest we can (legally) get to gladiator combat.

Remember the early UFC promos where they advertised it as a deathmatch with "NO RULES" or Pride's over the top pyrotechnic entrances. Hell, ONE FC has Gabi Garcia fight literal grandmas she outweighs by 80 pounds.

Just enjoy the spectacle for what it is.
 
TS this thread is CRINGE and you are now a bit less of a man for asking such a question.
 
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That dude surely got a bloody face
 
Somebody may have let it slip already, but...

If so, what should it be called?

The Hardest Hoodrat belt? The Most Violent Vixen belt?

And who would fight for it?

Would Ronda come back for a Do Something Bitch Belt?

Maybe one more scrap with Miesha? Maybe Holly and Miesha run it back?

So many unanswered questions Sherdogs, help a brother out...

<NewGina> <{1-16}><21>
How about the "'My Cousin's My Sister" (MCMS) Belt?
Both women and men's titles on the line, 4 way tag team.
Fight has to take place below the Mason-Dixon line.
Preferably at a Native casino.
 
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It'll be Randa Markos vs Angela Hill, keeping with the BMF booking style
 
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BMF belts are for babies. How about MostCompleteFighterInTheWorld belt?
 

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BMILF belt or nothing.

<WellThere>

It's really not necessary. No-one cares about a women's BMF belt.

<209Bitch>

Amanda took it from Cyborg

<BC1>

They should have rumored it earlier when Rose was winning so those intolerable fanboys could harp on it.

You mean Pat right?

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Maybe call it “The Savage Slut” belt

That’s not any more nonsense than “The BMF belt”

This corny shit has me wondering if I really wanna keep watching the UFC or not, and also wondering why there’s so much corn in my shit.

{<redford}

If the women were bad motherfuckers they'd be fighting, and winning, against the men. They don't deserve a girl BMF belt.

If we build it, they will come...

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Fight ends with a scissor choke.

Goodnight Irene...

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Rose? <Lmaoo><45><Lmaoo><45><Lmaoo>

-Bad Mother Fucker
-PTSD triggered by a broken bus window

Choose one.

Her and Kanye actually have a lot in common...

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He should’ve tongue tapped, kill two birds with one stone...

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should call it the DNB belt

{<RR}

The BSS Belt - Bad Scissor Sister
PVZ vs. Waterson 2

<mma4>

The BMF belt (men), The PMS belt (women)

Legit lol’d. Proof in the pudding apparently ”fuels the fire”...



If so here is the correct answer:

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Is that a...towel?

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No need to fight for it, its simply Valentina

She does so many things including shooting guns for hobby that she could be a female version of Putin

Could be her Dad tbh, I hear he’s like the Genghis Khan of USSR!

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So, what's the official ufc definition of a BMF? Are we suggesting that these men literally are fucking mothers, as in, they are so reprehensibly bad that they'd go fucking the mothers of their wives??

If so, is the WBMF about scissoring mothers ?? Can it only be awarded to a lesbian?

What does fucking mothers have to do with fighting ?

<escalate99>

Oh please where you gonna go, Bellator? Their next main event is 60 year old Fedor vs Obese Rampage.

<Fedor23>

I might go race one of my cars, or maybe help my boys build something out of Legos.

I’m just saying the more corny WWE style this shit gets, the less I want to watch MMA at all. And this is coming from someone who’s only missed a handful of events since 2005.

I’m still watching for now, just cringing at some of this stuff.

I hear ya man, hard to keep these Millennials’ attention though so I get the gimmicks too, Reebok Era at its finest.

If they want it to be true to the men’s BMF belt, the fight needs to be between a couple of noncontenders who act like thugs. I’m not coming up with any good suggestions at the moment.

Sooo, like Betche vs. Ostovich?

BAD FATHER FUCKER

Make it happen you bald goof.

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At least we know who Rumble threw that yoga mat at now.

{<jordan}

TS this thread is CRINGE and you are now a bit less of a man for asking such a question.

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That dude surely got a bloody face

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How about the "'My Cousin's My Sister" (MCMS) Belt?
Both women and men's titles on the line, 4 way tag team.
Fight has to take place below the Mason-Dixon line.
Preferably at a Native casino.

Go on...

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BB = Baddest Bitch?

BBB is already trademarked but I like the simplicity.

Trina could sing the walkout songs live even...

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It'll be Randa Markos vs Angela Hill, keeping with the BMF booking style

<Gordonhat>

BMF belts are for babies. How about MostCompleteFighterInTheWorld belt?


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Is there a video? I wanna try this later lol

Google is our friend...

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