Is there a dumber name than Team Alpha Male?

[Archon]

small men syndrome suits em better

 

[hendobomb]

If someone has the time please Shoop this, put Ludwigs face on wonkas...and rest of the Alpha males on the loompas.

genius!

 

[fight4ippon]

It sounds like a male modeling agency or pick up artist den. I think it's actually kind of funny.

Agreed

Some say Blackzillians the name is weird but I like the humor in it, it's kind of a self parody.

 

[Team Sleep]

Seriously? You would rather have Team Alpha Male on your shirt?

Yea... Alpha males dominate the other males and get all the females. Welcome to nature motherfucker. It's a statement of evolutionary dominance.

 

[MrHoost**]

Its only funny because they are all manlets.

 

[Bokelj]

I find AKA a funny name as the team is 90% wrestlers and they have one kickboxer listed.

Alpha Male has a better ring to it than Diet Male

 

[I Hate You]

Blackzillion.

Boom!

Seriously? You would rather have Team Alpha Male on your shirt?

Hell yes. Most people with any sense and good taste would even rather wear a Team Alpha Male shirt with a Condom Depot sponsor patch than have a "Blackzillian" shirt on, any day. That name is just fucking weak as hell.

 

[feedhimbrah]

Blackzillion.

This is the answer TS.

14 points to jermei and a gold star!

 

[rdmize111]

Yea... Alpha males dominate the other males and get all the females. Welcome to nature motherfucker. It's a statement of evolutionary dominance.

 

[king of theRing]

Team dagger

 

[Desji]

It's a pretty funny name considering they are all below 155 pounds which i think was the point.

 

[BORCAT]

They call themselves 'team alpha male' & their average height is that of a 5th grader.

 

[HerpDerp]

They call themselves 'team alpha male' & their average height is that of a 5th grader.

Seriously, what the fuck is up with you people? Don't you have any kind of sense of intentional irony? For some people, making fun of yourself is not unheard of.

 

[matrat103]

Let's make Team Caublasian (caucasian, black, asian) to get better race coverage.

Sounds similar to the description that Tiger Woods came up with for himself.

 

[BORCAT]

Seriously, what the fuck is up with you people? Don't you have any kind of sense of intentional irony? For some people, making fun of yourself is not unheard of.

I take it English isn't your first language.

 

[HerpDerp]

I take it English isn't your first language.

How come?

 

[BORCAT]

How come?

Nvm, the thread is going off topic.

 

[KneetoLiver]

The juxtaposition of their size and the team's name complements "Team Alpha Male".

 

[KneetoLiver]

Let's make Team Caublasian (caucasian, black, asian) to get better race coverage.

Nah, shit is too inclusive.

Wouldn't rustle as many jimmies.

 

[The Taxman]

Says the guy with possibly the worst name on here..