Is tap water making you gay?

[shera]

So I have a 6 month old and will be expecting another kid later this year. To make formula for my daughter, I use boiled tap water. Recently my brother advised me to use filtered water because of high levels of chromium in the water. After doing some research I've also found that some people, including people in the medical field, think the reason why we have so many f@ggots and girly boy emo types in this country is because of the hormones in our drinking water. Yes there's FEMALE HORMONES in our drinking water due to the large number of women taking birth control then pissing out their hormone laden urine that ends up in our ground water. This does make sense to me because if you look around you'll notice all the whiney, emo type loser men living with their moms have all one thing in common: born and raised in the US whereas nearly everyone at my gym (Five Points Muay Thai) in NYC, especially in the Fight Team are foreign born. Must be something in the water eh?

So now I want a way to purify my water, not just to remove dissolved solids, lead, chlorine byproducts, etc. but one that will remove the homosexuality inducing hormones. I've read that reverse osmosis filters are best but need to be installed under the sink and requires too much hassel but I'm willing to do this if it's the only option. Meanwhile I've read the PUR brand water filters claiming to remove "96% of trace pharmaceuticals found in some tap water supplies" in addition to a host of metals and bacterias, in which case I'll buy their largest size water dispenser and stock up on filters.

Up until this point I've been fine with drinking plain tap water but being a new parent, I want to do what's best for my kids. Are any of you health nuts equally concerned about your water? What do you do, drink bottled water only, drink your sterile urine a-la Machida, drink Coke exclusively?

Here's a quick gay test in case you need it:

Do you do a double take when you're on the subway and walk past this poster:

Do these do anything for you?

 

[BlackDogTate]

You want a way to remove the chick-hormones in your water? Here's a foolproof one:
Whiskey and red meat. It's whats for breakfast.

 

[Ares.420]

I like those pics, I must be alright then, but then I barley drink tap water unless it's getting boiled for tea or coffee

 

[dropshot001]

i use a brita filter for all my water, whether or not i'm going to drink it or boil it.

 

[Revok]

With you for a father, your kid's got worse problems than tap water.

 

[Bloodhy]

Ask any gay, they're gonna tell you they were born with it.

 

[Steakeater**]

This does make sense to me because if you look around you'll notice all the whiney, emo type loser men living with their moms have all one thing in common: born and raised in the US whereas nearly everyone at my gym (Five Points Muay Thai) in NYC, especially in the Fight Team are foreign born. Must be something in the water eh?

It just seems that way because your in downtown NYC where all the tight jeans, goofy sunglass, rainbow scarfwearing modern hippes dwell

 

[XTrainer]

If you want to have a conversation with hormones in drinking water (not a topic I'm familiar with, BTW), fine, but it has to be an mature adult conversation, not one reeking of 8th grade vernacular and 6th grade maturity. You're free to start a new thread and try again.