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Is Palhares the Mike Tyson of submissions?

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  1. black belch Blue Belt

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    Not the most technically sound but so powerful and dominant that he can't be stopped (at 170 at least)

    Dude trained with cows in Brazil and won ADCC just on sheer submission force alone.. No one in 170 has enough muscle power to stop his subs.. just saying.. if Shields can't no one can..
     
  2. black belch Blue Belt

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    He also has that slow personality that intrigues people. Mean too.

    "I liek cake I is Palhares I submit yoo untill break"

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    just like Tyson was scary because he had the IQ of a lettuce but could knock your head off and eat it
     
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    The Mike Tyson of submission is Ronda, but Palhares can be the Mike Tyson of something else, as long as there's not already another Mike Tyson of that.
     
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    Id love to see Maia-Paul Harris
     
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    Ripping a dudes knee in half is similarly crazy to biting a dudes ear off. I'll allow it.
     
  6. black belch Blue Belt

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    lol are you serious? palhares won adcc in his division submitting everyone

    ronda armlocks chicks from strip clubs that part time fight
     
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    He knee bars cows?
     
  8. Dragon Punch Black Belt

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    That's a fair comparison.
     
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    Fixed.
     
  10. BonesNose** Banned Banned

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    After showing you the cake he says "the cake is a lie" and he rips your leg off.
     
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  12. Nelly Red Belt

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    Bro 170 not 185. You even highlighted that and missed it. Lombard at 170 could probably still do the same though.
     
  13. oaklandr8ersfan Brown Belt

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    He's the Tyson of assholes, that much i know.
     
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    I really don't think he is mean.
    He is just mentally troubled.
     
  16. tasticles Silver Belt

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    That shit isn't cool. He didn't ask for his condition and his trainers should be jailed for exploiting a retarded person. He isn't mean, he just isn't mentally up to speed as most.
     
  17. xP Silver Belt

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    Mike Tyson and Palhares are both very technical.
     
  18. wookie brawl Brown Belt

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    lol Nick Diaz. Rousimar will snap those lanky lags.
     
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    What the f*ck is ''Mike Tyson of submission''? lmfao. Just say Paul Harris being Paul Harris.
     

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