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RangerFTL
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Well, what do you guys think? I keep telling myself it's stress relief.
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SEXY BEAST
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Your probally pulling it to hard! try talking to him softly and if that doesn't work start the bitch slapping!
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i suggest lube if your crying during masturbation...or dont think about tanner's pic by maijin bux and cold
Milkman Dan
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hmmm...
Check this out:
Stalker
When I was in the fifth grade I developed a crush on J, at first I was content to fantasize about her whilst masturbating but eventually I decided I should start talking to her and as such started my tumble into stalking. If TV and Movies had taught me anything it's that even the loser can win the pretty girl if he tries hard enough and his intentions are pure, I figured that since I had the loser more than covered it would off set any impurities, even if she is not attracted to him at first. So I started having my friends ask her about me and had high hopes for the results. Then I found out that she wasn't into me in a dating/kissing sense but my years of TV and Movies wouldn't let me down, I figured I just needed to try another route to win her love. So I figured an anonymous love letter would do the trick so after constructing it carefully each night for about a week I was ready to move out. I planned on slipping the note into her locker between classes and observing her reaction from afar, after a week of chickening out I realized that if I just slipped it in her locker she might not see it so I attached the letter to a ring I found around my house so that I could slip the note in and have the ring support it from the outside having the twofold effect of her loving the ring and seeing the note once she opened the locker door. Again I wussed out for a week so during the last day before Christmas break I was walking around upstairs by her locker and saw her getting her books so I started chatting her up and then hid around the corner until she got out of sight so I could deliver my payload. Within moments she left and I quickly ran to her still open locker and placed the note on top of her backpack thus insuring she'd see it and fall madly in love with me. Christmas break came and went and upon my arrival back in school I learned through other people (as always) that she was really scared of me, she thought I broke into her locker to put the note there, TV and Movies had failed me. But I was not deterred and kept up my love of J. How did she know that it was me who did it instead of someone else? Well just to make sure my fail proof love letter didn't help someone else win here heart I made sure to say that I was not any of the other guys who like her. Way to be anonymous Ryan, way to seal your fate. During square dancing in gym class I would do the math in my head for the division of partners so that I could be in her group and get my touch on when we rotated partners. I did this for two weeks, at one point I heard her say, "If I have to dance with Ryan I'm going to puke!" But I was not deterred; I'd simply have to try harder! So I started talking to her about professional wrestling as soon as I found out she was a fan. It was great because she would actually talk back to me and I could talk to her without losing my breath, getting flushed and breathing heavy until she ran away from me all repulsed and scared. Using her talking to me as a sign of intent I decided to proceed to the next step and get her address out of the phone book and started calling her. I would call upwards of ten times a night and kept up even when I would be told that she was washing her hair because I didn't want to believe she wasn't into me. After about three/four days of calling tops the school was a buzz with rumors of my stalking yet again. She had the boys wrestling team threaten me if I didn't stop talking to her, she had her girlfriends (who towered over me) threaten me if I didn't stop calling her, and she ran away or had someone step in between us whenever I tried to talk to her. Around this point I resorted to crying while masturbating, around this point I stopped leaving the house, around this point I was far past being a stalker.
Next Stop Nowhere
- Ryan
Pretty disturbing isn't?
Check this out:
Stalker
When I was in the fifth grade I developed a crush on J, at first I was content to fantasize about her whilst masturbating but eventually I decided I should start talking to her and as such started my tumble into stalking. If TV and Movies had taught me anything it's that even the loser can win the pretty girl if he tries hard enough and his intentions are pure, I figured that since I had the loser more than covered it would off set any impurities, even if she is not attracted to him at first. So I started having my friends ask her about me and had high hopes for the results. Then I found out that she wasn't into me in a dating/kissing sense but my years of TV and Movies wouldn't let me down, I figured I just needed to try another route to win her love. So I figured an anonymous love letter would do the trick so after constructing it carefully each night for about a week I was ready to move out. I planned on slipping the note into her locker between classes and observing her reaction from afar, after a week of chickening out I realized that if I just slipped it in her locker she might not see it so I attached the letter to a ring I found around my house so that I could slip the note in and have the ring support it from the outside having the twofold effect of her loving the ring and seeing the note once she opened the locker door. Again I wussed out for a week so during the last day before Christmas break I was walking around upstairs by her locker and saw her getting her books so I started chatting her up and then hid around the corner until she got out of sight so I could deliver my payload. Within moments she left and I quickly ran to her still open locker and placed the note on top of her backpack thus insuring she'd see it and fall madly in love with me. Christmas break came and went and upon my arrival back in school I learned through other people (as always) that she was really scared of me, she thought I broke into her locker to put the note there, TV and Movies had failed me. But I was not deterred and kept up my love of J. How did she know that it was me who did it instead of someone else? Well just to make sure my fail proof love letter didn't help someone else win here heart I made sure to say that I was not any of the other guys who like her. Way to be anonymous Ryan, way to seal your fate. During square dancing in gym class I would do the math in my head for the division of partners so that I could be in her group and get my touch on when we rotated partners. I did this for two weeks, at one point I heard her say, "If I have to dance with Ryan I'm going to puke!" But I was not deterred; I'd simply have to try harder! So I started talking to her about professional wrestling as soon as I found out she was a fan. It was great because she would actually talk back to me and I could talk to her without losing my breath, getting flushed and breathing heavy until she ran away from me all repulsed and scared. Using her talking to me as a sign of intent I decided to proceed to the next step and get her address out of the phone book and started calling her. I would call upwards of ten times a night and kept up even when I would be told that she was washing her hair because I didn't want to believe she wasn't into me. After about three/four days of calling tops the school was a buzz with rumors of my stalking yet again. She had the boys wrestling team threaten me if I didn't stop talking to her, she had her girlfriends (who towered over me) threaten me if I didn't stop calling her, and she ran away or had someone step in between us whenever I tried to talk to her. Around this point I resorted to crying while masturbating, around this point I stopped leaving the house, around this point I was far past being a stalker.
Next Stop Nowhere
- Ryan
Pretty disturbing isn't?
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wtf?
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RangerFTL
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*Pauses during mid-stroke, and wipes a tear*
OH FUCK!! Where'd you get that???
OH FUCK!! Where'd you get that???
Milkman Dan
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At the one and only creppy kids club. My friend showed it to me a while back.
Milkman Dan
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Check out this creepy kid art work.
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RangerFTL
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That's what happens when parents don't beat their children enough.
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RangerFTL
Guest
EXCELLENT!! My plans come to fruition!
Dude, do you really cry when you masturbate? Or is it just that you get some tears in your eyes at the point of ejaculation...
My eyes used to get watery when I blow the load when I was younger...
The tearing just went away one day...
My eyes used to get watery when I blow the load when I was younger...
The tearing just went away one day...
Erick Draven
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put a finger in your ass....that will help j/k
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Magic Man
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I hear if you shoot urself in the eye with a load, you go blind eventually because the sperms think your eyeball is an egg and they make holes in it and eventually it deflates.
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Waylander
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I would truly hate to have my eye deflated because thousands of sperms thought it was a giant egg.
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