Is it weird I literally don't want to say a word to anyone at work?

[SugarKrok]

I work for the government. Lol.

Just can't be added to talk nowadays whenever I don't have total freedom of speech.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Reply to your co-workers solely with randomly selected Sherdog memes.

 

[21 Savage]

I don't have total freedom of speech.

edgy

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I work with 95-98% women, what do you think?

 

[Peteyandjia]

I work with 95-98% women, what do you think?

I think you're a tampon salesman

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I think you're a tampon salesman

Well, double tampon salesman on YOU!

 

[Peteyandjia]

Well, double tampon salesman on YOU!

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

You're intelligent but inexperienced. Your pattern indicates two - dimensional thinking.

 

[JAEGERX]

not really, but you have to pretend you like those motherfuckers

 

[HereticBD]

MEGA hat. "I'm With Her" T-shirt. "Bernie or Bust" campaign pin.

Problem solved.

 

[boomertx]

Friend says she wants a job where they can slide her work under a door for her to complete and she can slide it back out when it's finished. Electronic communication is fine.

Once she greets you for the day that's it. No time for chitchat. If she sees you again she just walks by. No slight intended just feels no need to address you again.

You seem like kindred spirits.

 

[Amerikuracana]

I work with 95-98% women, what do you think?

If you are sexy, and not the boss, you are doomed.. If you are 100% friend zone material, or gay, you might be ok.

 

[Liquid Smoke]

Reply to your co-workers solely with randomly selected Sherdog memes.

Or he could just touch them with the jab.

I think you're a tampon salesman

@Overpressure on a cold call: excuse me miss, do you have trouble with your "heavy flow" days?

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

If you are sexy, and not the boss, you are doomed.. If you are 100% friend zone material, or gay, you might be ok.

I'm the sub-boss nobody messes with because of seniority.
All the women in my department are great but the RNs aren't all so great.

 

[Amerikuracana]

I'm the sub-boss nobody messes with because of seniority.
All the women in my department are great but the RNs aren't all so great.

I'm glad for you, because I wouldn't wish that mob on anybody.

 

[CoolB]

My work is very adamant that we smile to each other and say hello as we pass fellow associates. In the last "customer experience" training session we had they told us to consider our co-workers "internal customers".

 

[FierceRedBelt]

Weird? Yes.

Could it be completely justified? Sure. Just be prepared for the consequences if you follow through.

 

[Capt Lunatic]

 

[mushishi]

Just say hi and smile. Being civil does wonders for job security.

 

[shanegotu11]

I work for the government. Lol.

Just can't be added to talk nowadays whenever I don't have total freedom of speech.

Nah they don't really like u. I talk to to two ppl from work in all my years of work