Is it possible TJ test positive for EPO due to Kangaroo Meat?

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  1. rothnroll

    rothnroll Purveyor of Poontang

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    Greetings Gents,
    Frank Mir blamed his positive test for turinabol on Kangaroo meat.
    Has anyone seen TJ eating Kangaroo meat or possibly ingesting Kangaroo semen?
    Does he hang around the zoo?
    It happens. I think we should give him the benefit of the doubt until we test a few kangaroos.
     
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    B ville Famous Brown Belt

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    Or he made out with Lance Armstrong
     
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    Reach4theSky Playin' a riddim

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    It's possible, Kangaroo's are known ped abusers..

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  4. cunglaowins

    cunglaowins Purple Belt

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    snake meat
     
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  5. jhonathan90

    jhonathan90 I no show mercy Double Yellow Card

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    kangaroo salt maybe
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    rothnroll Purveyor of Poontang

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    Let's test this. Does anyone know how to extract semen from a Kangaroo?
    BRB - extracting semen otherwise known as snake juice.
    Kangaroo semen - Dillasnake performance enhancer
     
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    DarkneT Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    No it was probably mostly just the steroids he was taking
     
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    Wasn't Ali Bagutinov (sp?) popped for same thing
     
  9. 93confirmed

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    Kangaroos will fuck you up.

     
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    zephid Silver Belt

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    Yeah....no.
     
  11. Swoliosis

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    No, there's really no excuse for this one unless he's severely anemic or in end stage kidney failure and has been receiving injections in a hospital.
     
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    No, EPO is injected under the skin. It is not taken orally in foods or supplements.
     

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