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Just line your gi with tin foil so your opponent can't read your soul.
I'm fucking DEAD here. ROFLMAOOOOO! !!!!
Just line your gi with tin foil so your opponent can't read your soul.
I prefer colonizing my own belt with the deadliest bacteria possible.
I've checked the IBJJF rulebook. I did a Ctrl + F and didn't find anything in there prohibiting biological warfare.
Champions are just ordinary people who are willing to go to extraordinary lengths to win.
I thought the bacteria buildup in an unwashed belt is where the mojo was? This thread should be less about getting tape off one's own belt, and more about crafty strategies to get purell onto your opponent's.
in my gym, if you take your stripes off you lose them. then have to start over. stripes are hard to come by at my academy i wouldnt do it
The classic MMA move is to wear Gracie Barra shorts as a kick boxer to trick your opponent into not taking you down.
I guess if you had bad takedowns and good guard passing, wearing a USA Judo gi could trick your opponents into pulling guard.
I know a guy who borrowed a badly worn judogi for just this purpose. It worked.I guess if you had bad takedowns and good guard passing, wearing a USA Judo gi could trick your opponents into pulling guard.
so basically, not wearing stripes means you'll never be promoted?in my gym, if you take your stripes off you lose them. then have to start over. stripes are hard to come by at my academy i wouldnt do it