Is Fried Chicken the Answer?

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Rhood, Aug 9, 2018.

  1. Rhood

    Rhood Gold Belt

    Joined:
    May 14, 2008
    Messages:
    15,454
    Likes Received:
    3,871
    If you're having a bad day, got dumped by your gf, or fired from your work.
    Is the best remedy for this Fried Chicken?

    I overheard a conversation at lunch today where this lady said Fried Chicken solved all of life's problems.
     
    Liquid Smoke, Mike, Jesus X and 5 others like this.
  2. TribalDrumz

    TribalDrumz Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2017
    Messages:
    3,503
    Likes Received:
    4,717
    Location:
    SoCal
    no thanks on soggy tenders from KFC... Popeyes yes though
     
    Which Doctor, blackdudebro and 90 50 like this.
  3. Midnighter

    Midnighter Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2009
    Messages:
    11,113
    Likes Received:
    9,251
    Soul food.

    Fixes a broken soul.
     
    Fugazy, Mike, OCGSC and 1 other person like this.
  4. My name is

    My name is Shawn

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2014
    Messages:
    7,329
    Likes Received:
    7,170
    Location:
    the 572nd best place on earth
    This thread is racist
     
  5. Tone C

    Tone C Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2005
    Messages:
    11,360
    Likes Received:
    3,190
    Location:
    Over the Rainbow..
    Um...works on high cholesterol does it ?
     
    Which Doctor likes this.
  6. nostradumbass

    nostradumbass Gold Belt

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2008
    Messages:
    20,504
    Likes Received:
    30,275
    Booze and porn seems like a better fix.
     
    dog y, LHWBelt, Brom Bones and 2 others like this.
  7. TribalDrumz

    TribalDrumz Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2017
    Messages:
    3,503
    Likes Received:
    4,717
    Location:
    SoCal
    Ya no way does Fried Chicken beats Hookers in Blow in Mexico with Lobster and butter.
     
  8. Anialater

    Anialater Purple Belt

    Joined:
    Nov 24, 2009
    Messages:
    1,566
    Likes Received:
    2,547
    Location:
    A black forrest
    Was the lady morbidly obese?
     
    Which Doctor and Phlog like this.
  9. 90 50

    90 50 Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Dec 21, 2009
    Messages:
    10,551
    Likes Received:
    9,646
    There are two questions in life my g/f knows the answers too are always yes.

    1. Do you want Popeyes?
    2. Do you want a BJ?
     
  10. John Wayne's Teeth

    John Wayne's Teeth Green Gucci Suit Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2013
    Messages:
    23,054
    Likes Received:
    22,002
    Location:
    Phoenix, AZ
    nothing beats a bad day like Oxycotin
     
    Midnighter and derrrrp like this.
  11. OMGstreetfight

    OMGstreetfight Fred Loya Insurance shill

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2009
    Messages:
    15,403
    Likes Received:
    15,844
    Location:
    LA
    Butt chugging hot soup is where it's at.
     
    LHWBelt likes this.
  12. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2010
    Messages:
    35,070
    Likes Received:
    63,636
    Location:
    Super Fight League Corporate HQ
    She's not kidding. I got fired, ate some chicken, and five minutes later my old boss called and gave me a promotion instead.
     
  13. Cubo de Sangre

    Cubo de Sangre President of the War Room

    Joined:
    Mar 3, 2014
    Messages:
    37,435
    Likes Received:
    38,925
    Location:
    Hell
    I thought it was ice cream. Or a blow job.
     
    Jackie Blue likes this.
  14. Sir Galahad

    Sir Galahad Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2009
    Messages:
    54,589
    Likes Received:
    83,215
    Location:
    New Orleans
    Now I gotta get some.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. faustian

    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2012
    Messages:
    42,914
    Likes Received:
    72,940
    Location:
    Miami
    Fixed
     
    Which Doctor likes this.
  16. TankAbbott4Eva

    TankAbbott4Eva Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    10,054
    Likes Received:
    5,637
    Location:
    Melbourne, Australia
    Exactly what I thought, shame on TS.
     
  17. punky brewster

    punky brewster Black Belt

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2013
    Messages:
    7,247
    Likes Received:
    11,859
    Of course. How do you think DC became champ-champ?
     
    Jesus X and Jackie Blue like this.
  18. loyalyolayal

    loyalyolayal Steel Belt

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2010
    Messages:
    26,188
    Likes Received:
    44,175
    I prefer watermelons.
     
    Jackie Blue likes this.
  19. Agent Mulder's Hair

    Agent Mulder's Hair Banned Banned

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2016
    Messages:
    10,282
    Likes Received:
    18,137
    True story: I bought a bucket of 12 chicken tenders from KFC yesterday (that's the first time I ever got a bucket of those) and afterwards that's the best I've felt in like 2 weeks, lol
     
    Midnighter, Mike, Rhood and 4 others like this.
  20. blitzk

    blitzk Red Belt

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2010
    Messages:
    7,781
    Likes Received:
    2,591
    Location:
    Baja
    what an explosive idea.
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.