Is Fried Chicken the Answer?

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  1. Rhood Gold Belt

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    If you're having a bad day, got dumped by your gf, or fired from your work.
    Is the best remedy for this Fried Chicken?

    I overheard a conversation at lunch today where this lady said Fried Chicken solved all of life's problems.
     
  2. TribalDrumz Black Belt

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    no thanks on soggy tenders from KFC... Popeyes yes though
     
  3. Midnighter Silver Belt

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    Soul food.

    Fixes a broken soul.
     
  4. My name is Shawn

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    This thread is racist
     
  5. Tone C Silver Belt

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    Um...works on high cholesterol does it ?
     
  6. nostradumbass Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Booze and porn seems like a better fix.
     
  7. TribalDrumz Black Belt

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    Ya no way does Fried Chicken beats Hookers in Blow in Mexico with Lobster and butter.
     
  8. Anialater Thousandaire. Yellow Card

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    Was the lady morbidly obese?
     
  9. 90 50 Gold Belt

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    There are two questions in life my g/f knows the answers too are always yes.

    1. Do you want Popeyes?
    2. Do you want a BJ?
     
  10. Mondo Freaks Green Gucci Suit Platinum Member

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    nothing beats a bad day like Oxycotin
     
  11. Butt chugging hot soup is where it's at.
     
  12. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    She's not kidding. I got fired, ate some chicken, and five minutes later my old boss called and gave me a promotion instead.
     
  13. Cubo de Sangre President of the War Room

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    I thought it was ice cream. Or a blow job.
     
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    Now I gotta get some.

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  15. faustian I'M NOT A MONSTER Platinum Member

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    Fixed
     
  16. TankAbbott4Eva Silver Belt

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    Exactly what I thought, shame on TS.
     
  17. punky brewster Red Belt

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    Of course. How do you think DC became champ-champ?
     
  18. loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    I prefer watermelons.
     
  19. Agent Mulder's Hair Banned Banned

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    True story: I bought a bucket of 12 chicken tenders from KFC yesterday (that's the first time I ever got a bucket of those) and afterwards that's the best I've felt in like 2 weeks, lol
     
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    what an explosive idea.
     

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