Is Dana White the most Advanced and Accomplished man on the planet?

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  1. MescalineDreams

    MescalineDreams Gold Belt

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    1. >Gracies bow to Dana White

      >Possess psychic-like abilities

      >Control the UFC with an iron but fair fist

      >Own castles & banks globally

      >Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line

      >Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Danagrad will be be the first city)

      >Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth

      >Dana White is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

      >Owns life extending R&D labs around the world

      >Dana is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leaders first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

      >Learned fluent jiu jitsu in under a week

      >Dana white is roughly 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

      >In reality, Dana White is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space
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  2. UsernameLOL

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    He’s Lorenzo Fertita’s sugar baby. He’s like turtle in entourage.
     
  3. Substance Abuse

    Substance Abuse Plutonium Belt Platinum Member

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  4. Exemplar

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    I bet he only averages 3 - 4 hours of sleep a night. This is a common trait of all ultra-achievers.
     
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  5. Reign009

    Reign009 Not sure if serious.

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    Hey Dana,

    Nice to see you on Sherdog. When is Khabib set to fight Tony again?
     
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  6. Ares Black

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    Dana White is Illuminati, confirmed.

    Illuminatty?
     
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  7. The Big Bang

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    He blows.
     
  8. BitFlip

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    Yeah, and those are only the things we know for sure.
     
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    rear naked ankle pick Blue Belt

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    You're pretty advanced yourself, you have 20k posts in 3 years
     
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  11. Ares Black

    Ares Black Asteroid Belt

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    He just takes occasional power naps.
     
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  12. Dilan Cummingsworth

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    Yeah that pretty much sums it up. It is what it is
     
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    He got clipped when WME took over
     
  14. BEATDOWNS

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    To the Lighweights in 3.2.1
     
  15. 20falarVerdades

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    Dana White turned human cock fighting into a billionaire business.
     
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    Nope...[​IMG]
     
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    Red man bad!
     
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    Snitches get stitches bro
     
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    He bows at the feet of President Donald J. Trump.
     
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