Is broccoli spicy?

[Medulla Omoplata]

I was having an argument with my wife yesterday at supper because she made some kind of salad with broccoli in it. I've told her before that broccoli is too spicy for my palate but she insists that it's not spicy at all.

Now I'm not very good with spicy foods and she likes it so we definitely have different baselines but she thinks I'm fucking crazy. It's got a good flavour but I can't enjoy it over the heat. Someone help me out here and tell her that it's fucking spicy.

 

[Okajima]

 

[Benny Viper]

 

[wilKO]

I think you're confusing broccoli with cauliflower

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

I think you're confusing broccoli with cauliflower

Nah bro, fuck cauliflower. I like it but again I can't cook with it. Makes my eyes water too much.

 

[urnotaslave23]

TS, you should probably go see your doctor. Could be a tumor.

 

[wilKO]

Nah bro, fuck cauliflower. I like it but again I can't cook with it. Makes my eyes water too much.

You don't need to put it in your eyes. It cooks faster in a pot.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

You don't need to put it in your eyes. It cooks faster in a pot.

OK, we're done here. I got everything I needed out of this thread.

 

[Mmaprovost]

I was having an argument with my wife yesterday at supper because she made some kind of salad with broccoli in it. I've told her before that broccoli is too spicy for my palate but she insists that it's not spicy at all.

Now I'm not very good with spicy foods and she likes it so we definitely have different baselines but she thinks I'm fucking crazy. It's got a good flavour but I can't enjoy it over the heat. Someone help me out here and tell her that it's fucking spicy.

Give me her telephone number and I will tell her

 

[bushman505]

No

 

[HARRISON_3]

Thinly veiled @Clippy thread.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Thinly veiled @Clippy thread.

@Clippy is dead again

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

Give me her telephone number and I will tell her

Yes please do this, @Medulla Omoplata and don't tell your wife beforehand.

lol imagine getting a call saying "broccoli IS spicy." I don't think I'd be able to sleep at night after that.

 

[Mmaprovost]

Yes please do this, @Medulla Omoplata ! and don't tell your wife beforehand.

lol imagine getting a call saying "broccoli IS spicy." I don't think I'd be able to sleep at night after that.

I will make sure to let her know, "I'm here to do the Devil's work" as well.

Give me your address and I'll throw broccoli all over your lawn, roof, and vehicle while your asleep.

 

[SheetsMMAfan]

So, I have kids, and had to watch this over a dozen times, maybe over 2 dozen times.

Let me tell you about brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroccoli!



What the fuck is wrong with me.....

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

I will make sure to let her know, "I'm here to do the Devil's work" as well.

Give me your address and I'll throw broccoli all over your lawn, roof, and vehicle while your asleep.

It's tempting just for the free broccoli

 

[FrontNakedChoke]

OMG HOW WHITE ARE YOU

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

I will make sure to let her know, "I'm here to do the Devil's work" as well.

Give me your address and I'll throw broccoli all over your lawn, roof, and vehicle while your asleep.

Nah man just get Medulla to give you her first and last name. We'll call her Meredith Omoplata. The call will go like this:


"Is this Meredith Omoplata?"
"yes it is. Can I help you?"
"Listen to me Meredith.....Broccoli....is.....spicy." * then hang up

 

[BB in Crazy!!!!]

I will make sure to let her know, "I'm here to do the Devil's work" as well.

Give me your address and I'll throw broccoli all over your lawn, roof, and vehicle while your asleep.

Throw the broccoli after soaking it in ghost pepper juice overnight.

 

[loisestrad]

It's not spicy.

Imagine the Spice Girls being named the Broccoli Girls.

Wouldn't work, right?