Let's see...where do I begin.
Salespeople who are fueled by their crack, meth or heroin addictions who are allowed to not come in because when they're actually there they make sales. Then they blow their sales deadlines because they're short on money and behind on rent and I have to make concessions to them because well, they're sales.
A president who inherited the business from Daddy and claims she cares about the company but comes in at 9:30 and leaves for two hours to go to the gym, hires high school interns and dumps them on me (but takes credit for giving them jobs while never meeting them) and when I complain because I'm already understaffed and barely making deadlines but still have to train her interns, she says "but it's free work!". Then she complains that the interns don't do the same level of work as me. I'm damn near 40 and they're high school juniors. No shit Sherlock.
An HR director who has to constantly micromanage everyone else and often times messes with protocol that has always worked and by doing so, ends up making it more difficult than it ever was, but at the same time runs all over the place claiming she doesn't have enough time to do her job. At the same time she comes in at 9:30, takes an hour and a half lunch often and leaves at 3:30. Oh, and if I make a deadline by two hours? "Well how come you have extra time?" Let's move the deadline up next month. So if someone gets sick or leaves, we're fucked.
Not to mention this HR director used to have one of the sales guys in her office laughing and joking with him, and he stalked her. So as a result we have to keep all doors locked.
Then when a computer or server goes down they ask me to look at it so they don't have to pay their shitty IT 90 bucks an hour because it's expensive. Keep in mind I'm a designer, I just happen to know how computers work too. So if I bork the whole network well that's not on me.
Top it off with having to work next door to a bunch of meathead CrossFit people where I have to hear linkin park blasting and feel the floor shake whenever they drop weights and I've had enough.
There are a handful of people I work with and love like family who could run the company by themselves. The president and HR could be gone and we'd function better than ever.
Thank God I have an interview Thursday.