Invite 5 current or former MMA fighters to your home for a dinner party

There's a hurricane on my house, I'm gonna get swept away. The gods are not feeling it, ...or they're sending love. We'll see if the power goes out.
 
I forgot my original answers, let's see how close I get, Renzo Gracie, Tank Abbott, Don Frye, Miesha Tate, and Miesha Tate. And Bec Hyatt, And Dan Hardy and Pat Miletich riding in on Josh Barnett to Josh's Thunderturd metal anthem of the moment. And Bas.
 
Overeem, Maia, Fedor, GSP and Attila Vegh.
 
If we're being real, a real life scenario, at my place and it's not just a wish list of favorite fighters. Half my fighters are gone. In this world of worlds, I'll meet up with Tank after everybody clears out, and barring translators, you lose Saku and Vovchanchyn, ...though if you could throw in two years of rudimentary linguistics, they're at the top of the RSVP. Dinner party, TOMORROW, my place and working around a dynamic of personalities I think would respect the domicile and have a good time. There could be about a kaleidescope (that's pretty fucking close) lazy susan of heroes that would make a great melange, a salmagundi you could mix and match up for other dream play dates,

Dinner at my place, gun to head, no wrong answer, who I'd enjoy spending time with and would be an epic table for me, what a beautifully rotten question. For me, in this moment in time, who I'd like to hang with invited to my place, Pat Miletich (I've partied with Pat), Josh Barnett, Miesha Tate, Bas, Wand, Renzo, no particular order. That's five. That would be a great evening and the flow I think would be easy like Sunday morning,nobody is wastin' nobody, ..if you can count.
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Amanda Nunes and Raquele Pennington. Putting hardwood floors throughout my house. Might as well put the old carpet to good use.
 
Wonderboy, Demian Maia, Glover Teixeira, Robert Whittaker, Michelle Waterson

These five seem like total sweethearts and genuinely kind people that would be cool to chill with. I was tempted to put Stipe up there, but then we'd need an interpreter and seven is a crowd tbh.
 
All 5 of them will complain they don't have rice and chicken and will stare in the mirror at themselves for 3 hours.


You want to shoot a rape gangbang or...?



Conor jumps on Khabib, but gets wrestlefucked.
Wand jumps on Chael, but gets wrestlefucked.
Gomi jumped on you, and you get fucked.



You have a thing for fat guys?
Bisping is the smallest but will outdrink all of them by far.



I see Conor getting raped by Khabib and Nate, who formed an anti-Conor alliance.
Colby wrestled Jorge.
Than Nate and Khabib beat the shit out of Colby.
Finally, Nate stabs Khabib.

this is the single greatest reply in the history of sherdog
 
War Machine, Hermes Franca, Jeremy Jackson,
Abel Trujillo, and Alexander Emelianenko.

Have a nice dinner and try to pick their brains about why they did what they did. And after about 30 minutes maybe an hour or so they will start feeling horrible pain in their insides. They realize that the food had an extra ingredient and try to attack me but it is too late. They keel over writhing in agony until it's all over.

Only women poison people.
 
Rich Franklin
GSP
Rampage
Dan Henderson
Machida
I've been married 20 years, so I don't mind if it's a sausage party.
 
Sonnen, Cowboy, Conor, Bisping and Rockhold.

They seem like a group that would be able to have a good time and talk some good shit after a few drinks.
That is a very good list, but i would replace Cowboy with Overeem. I don't like cowboy after the stories that have come out about him, and overeem seems like a lad.
 
Nick Diaz, Ryan Hall, Colby Covington, Tony Ferguson and Conor McGregor.
It will be a lovely evening.
 
I mean it was the year of Maneater, Sweet Dreams Are Made of These, Africa and Sexual Healing

Yeah, that was a tough bus ride. These are earlier but I rode the bus for like 28 years, and have you known anyone who actually got suspended on the 8th grade history trip for selling pornography. That's not a joke. And I'm probably never in my life gonna be able to say that and post the exact song playing on the cassette when they foisted me on my petard. this song two years earlier I actaully was in an old theater that caught on fire while I was watching this. It literally was burning around me. And I don't know what the hell I was doing, but I wouldn't leave and everyone was gone, for like ten minutes and I was watching the movie and the bottom of the stage caught on fire and I was just sitting there alone. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have burned to death, but I remember distinctly thinking, how often in a guy's life are your in a burning theater. This wasn't the song that was playing, but it was the movie after baseball practice and the old theater burned to the ground and some nameless asshole came and jerked me out. I easily had another 17 minutes, it wasn't heroic or assinine, there was no swooping.

But this song was playing when I was apprehended as well, you don't forget shit like that. I was in the girls side of the hotel room, I didn't bring any clothes, I filled my duffle bag with dirty books and was peddling them to the ladies. This seems like another person as time has passed, I have the memory but not the rationale. To look back at oneself as fucking dummy. My parents are long dead, so I have to scold myself. It was so fucking blatantly stupid, I had a deathwish from early on. They couldn't do anything with me and I was assigned to a girl to dance. Lisa. But I got to sit at my own table after and the ride home. I'm laughing to myself like a jackess, there's no one reading this. I was in a burning theater at the premier and I got nailed on a cassette deck to this
 
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