Introducing Lil Bleppo!!!

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  1. dildos Steel Belt

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    (Pictured right to left: Lil Bleppo, Big Boi Boof.)

    Big Boi Boof found Lil Bleppo at a small jazz bar in Brooklyn. Lil Bleppo had skills with the saxophone and the bar owners always liked him because he had a cute snoot and never wanted money, only scritch scrotches. Big Boi Boof became his manager but never until now knew that Lil Bleppo's smol size is actually because he is pupper.

    Fascinating story Lil Bleppo has. He is lucky to be under the guidance of Big Boi Boof who has been there and done that and will do it all again for Lil Bleppo!

    Feel free to post other cute doge/doggo/pupper/pupperino stories!!!
     
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  2. Fluffernutter Silver Belt

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    I am being poked by my dog as I type this.

    We adopted a street dog and brought him to the USA. He's awesome, but won't let anyone near the kids. So, we don't have company over ever. I'm cool with that.

    We had his dna tested to find out the breed and they wrote us back a letter to say they have no idea what he is. They offered to give us our money back. But, I thought the letter was work the $70.
     
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  3. TapSnapBreak Quarantine Crazy

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  4. loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    I draw animals for a living a couple days ago. I draw dogs faster and I feel good while drawing them. Cats take longer to finish and it feels like a chore.
     
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  5. dildos Steel Belt

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    This one of your drawings.

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    What does your dog look like??

    naturally I bet your dog looks cute!
     
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    Oh...

    damn that’s good!
     
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  9. Fluffernutter Silver Belt

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    He looks like a combination of every dog under the rainbow.

    I'd post a pic. But I respect his privacy.
     
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  10. dildos Steel Belt

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    I dig that.
     
  11. Woldog твоя мама гей

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    Dogs suk cats rool
     
  12. Edison Exotic Excellence of execution belt Platinum Member

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    Was hoping that Lil B the Based God had rebranded as Lil Blepo. Kind of like a puff daddy thing.

    Am disappointed

     
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  13. Jackonfire BMF Mod Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    A jazz bar? Were they undercover drug sniffers? Jazz is for cats.

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    Cats are stupid, throw rocks at them.
     
  16. loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    Speakeasies have cats as entertainers/musicians. Dogs run the joint downstairs.

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  17. hillelslovak87 Steel Belt

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    This is true. Jazz is for cats, and the blues are for dogs.
     
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    They look tasty
     
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    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

    @lsa can you confirm Jazz is for catz??
     
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    Cats can dig it! Never heard of the Jazz Cats?

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