Relationship Instagram girlfriends...

No pics ? Thats a worthy double yellow card if i ever seen one.
 
The gym I go to has several Instagram models or whatever you want to call them. Seems to be the thing these days. If they can make money just from dudes being thirsty, why not. More power to them.
 
368388d1402461409-ams-alpha-omega-great-car-greatest-car-brb-using-imagination-since-no-pics.png
 
In a class I teach, this one girl is trying to be an influencer. Last week, she was using her phone during class, so I took it away from her, snapped a selfie with it and posted it to instagram with a silly caption. Unfortunately, both she and her couple hundred followers thought it was hilarious. No lessons were learned.
Some of her followers might have fapped to your selfie.

Live with that now.
 
DhSL9aGUYAAtGJ0.jpg


Jesus...Worst (best?) case of camel toe I've ever seen.

I see girls like this all the time at the gym. It's a younger crowd at the gym I go to and this is what the girls do. Working out like they're entering a Ms Olympia. Taking the time to hit every obscure muscle on their body, so they're ripped everywhere, striations galore.

Some are escorts I'm guessing. Crafting their number 1 asset of the trade.
 
The issue is they flood the market which drives the value down for for people wanting that sort of work. What ends up happening is they are all faking it till they make it while chasing a dream and become prey to BS gurus.

Not only that. Some of these tourist spots receive an overabundance of exposure that has a negative impact on it. What was once a small out of the way spot becomes flooded with people and their litter and all the other things that might upset the natural balance it once had. There was a decent article on this phenomena I read, I'll see if I can find it again.
 
One time I was standing on the service line at Macy's looking to pick up some merch and I saw something that ripped out a piece of my soul.

Next to the service counter there was this circular inlet where the bathrooms were, and in between both bathrooms along the wall were a bunch of vending machines. Outside of that, there were a couple small open cushion-type sofa things for waiting customers to sit on.

There was this guy sitting on this couch thing wearing a shirt that said something like "JOHN <3 MARION" or something similar, and it had a photo of him with his wife plastered on it. The guy looked grumpy as shit and was tapping at his smartphone hard, almost gritting his teeth as he did so. At first I thought he was just some geezer messing with a fantasy football team or some shit.

Then his wife showed up wearing exactly the same shirt that he was. She had HUGE fake boobs, her hair was done to this outlandish 80's blonde size, and she was wearing far more makeup than in the photo on the t-shirt. She had an equally pissed off "I'm so done with this shit today" look on her face as well.

She looked down at her husband and grumbled "Are you ready to do this?" He nodded, clicked something on the phone, and then grumbled in a real low voice, "Yeah let's do it."

The guy got up and reached over to the sofa and suddenly broke open a giant selfie stick, which he then placed the phone on. The two of them went over to the inlet area and positioned themselves near one of the vending machines. They counted down to the camera light turning on and snuggled in real close and all of the sudden their entire demeanor changed like fuckin demons. They got these wide shiny grins on their faces and started waving furiously at the phone.

"Hi Youtuuuube! It's John and Marion and we are here checking out this new STARBUCKS VENDING MACHINE!"
"Oh wow John you know me I just love my STARBUCKS!"
"Oh yeah you do and these vending machines are popping up all over the city, you can get your favorite mochas and frappachinos all while you work or shop!"
"That's right so be sure like comment and subscribe and stay with us as we check out this...STARBUCKS...vending machine!"

Then the light went off and they immediately went back to grumbling at each other something about other footage and getting it posted. Then they walked away.

I heard some of the women on the line wondering what that couple's youtube channel was and how many followers they had. I fuckin died inside. I wanna be famous too but jesus man....I can't put up that disingenuous act for even a second. I know people gotta hustle to get that internet money, but ugh...I just don't have the energy to sell a fake personality like that.
I've seen people on television morning type shows do the exact same thing though.

It makes sense on screen but looks strange irl.
 
I've seen people on television morning type shows do the exact same thing though.

It makes sense on screen but looks strange irl.

Yeah there's something about a whole bunch of people lugging around a bunch of equipment to create the perfect shot they want that seems to soften the effect a bit.
 
The gym I go to has several Instagram models or whatever you want to call them. Seems to be the thing these days. If they can make money just from dudes being thirsty, why not. More power to them.
Here’s one of the IG models or whatever that works out at my gym.
72664472_411038569834726_8546556765054206421_n.jpg

81705541_184963822555871_4297399963012417134_n.jpg
 
Iss her ass so big and gross in real life?

That girl is just fat. I would not touch her with a 20 foot stick.
Nah, she has a body I‘ve not seen before. She’s not fat despite the way the photos look. Imagine you took a normal, decent shape girls upper body, and you attached her to the legs of a Strongman competitor. Her lower body looks thick because it’s all straight muscle. When she flexes her legs, you can see all the individual parts of her quads wanting to rip thru her pants.
 
Nah, she has a body I‘ve not seen before. She’s not fat despite the way the photos look. Imagine you took a normal, decent shape girls upper body, and you attached her to the legs of a Strongman competitor. Her lower body looks thick because it’s all straight muscle. When she flexes her legs, you can see all the individual parts of her quads wanting to rip thru her pants.
<{clintugh}>
 
Hahahaha. I’ll say, it’s confusing in real life. She has a super pretty face. Her legs would put some male body builders to shame though. When I see her, my brain doesn’t quite know what to make of it.
22427636_147406762535419_3862373375288541184_n.jpg
 
Last edited:
Hahahaha. I’ll say, it’s confusing in real life. She has a super pretty face. Her legs would put some male body builders to shame though. When I see her, my brain doesn’t quite know what to make of it.
22427636_147406762535419_3862373375288541184_n.jpg
Her face looks beautiful in the last pic your posted.. but she is not pretty in the previous ones. That shows the miracle of lights, angles and filters.

Not my type of girl. I prefer a well proportioned woman.

To each his own I guess.
 
Her face looks beautiful in the last pic your posted.. but she is not pretty in the previous ones. That shows the miracle of lights, angles and filters.

Not my type of girl. I prefer a well proportioned woman.

To each his own I guess.
Not my gf so I don’t need to defend her, she’s an example of the girls the OP was talking about. She has 135K followers on IG and is sponsored by a fitness clothing and supplement company.
 
She probably has a Pateron where she sells different kinds of pics too.

<BC1>
 

Forum statistics

Threads
1,234,857
Messages
55,312,712
Members
174,734
Latest member
Bob Gnuheart
Back
Top