Incident today

Discussion in 'Grappling Technique' started by Truculent, Oct 7, 2005.

  1. Truculent Orange Belt

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    So a few minutes ago I was walking towards the house with my two brothers (one 9, the other 4). Both train in Gi Jiu Jitsu. They're not doing some bullshit though, they train hard as hell for kids.

    Anyways a raccoon walks across our porch and scares the crap out've both of them. They're like "hey it'll fuckin eat you stay back!" I was like "...fuck the bullshit" I walk up the steps to the porch and it runs away. The my 4yr old brother yells "yeah thats fuckin right! I'll armbar the shit out've you!"


    I laughed my ass off. Maybe some of you guys would too.
     
  2. loui_ludwig Green Belt

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    hahahahahahahahahahahaha, ha?
     
  3. RetiredWisFighter Amateur Fighter

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    mini gracies
     
  4. johil d'o Thought Warrior

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    "The my 4yr old brother yells "yeah thats fuckin right! I'll armbar the shit out've you!"

    Really, your 4 year old brother speaks like a drunken douchebag?
     
  5. Mirada Brown Belt

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    Funny story.


    I'm trying to train myself to curse less. It's not going very fucking well.
     
  6. RetiredWisFighter Amateur Fighter

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    why in the fucking hell do you want to fucking curse less?
     
  7. Mirada Brown Belt

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    My vocabulary is going to waste.

    If I eliminate curses it will force me to be more clever in how I construct my sentances
     
  8. LCDforMe Purple Belt

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    I armbar racoons for a living.
     
  9. Truculent Orange Belt

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    yeah he cusses a lot, the 9yr old plays a lot of Grand Theft Auto; they picked up on it.
     
  10. Teknik Purple Belt

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    I know it doesn't really go along with the feel of the conversation, but let me just throw this out there.
    I work for the US dept af agriculture, Animal and Plant Health Inspection Services division, mainly doing rabies research. Raccoons, ie disease bags, aren't something to fuck around with, and your brothers should realize that. If one of them would go after that animal and back it into a corner, it's coming out scratching and biting. They're mean, dirty, diseased animals. Even if they don't carry rabies, they carry a host of other shit that i would fear worse than rabies. Rabies can be cured if treated in time(if not it is 99% fatal), intestional round worm is there for life.
    I know i sound like mr.safety, but i've seen some shit that i can never unsee, and i take that shit seriously now.
    Cute huh?
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  11. Waxwingslain oiseau rebelle

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    Living in Japan is destroying my vocabulary (and posting on Sherdog isn't helping).

    On the plus side, I can now construct convenient sentences like, "Let's shopping!" and no-one tells me off.
     
  12. Kawlinz How do I change my Custom User Title?

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    Will your lack of cursing help you spell? :) :)
     
  13. villasenor boom, *****!!

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    those fucking racoons
     
  14. Big Red Green Belt

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    As toughman Diego Sanchez would say, your brother has a "potty mouth". You kid brothers will be machines when they hit 16.
     
  15. DMcKayBJJ Blue Belt

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    very weird sense of humor. i would've had the shit spanked out of me with a thick leather belt if i spoke that way when i was 4, let alone 9...
     
  16. Weonlywonsixtwo Banned Banned

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    Awsome. I wish I started that early.
     
  17. fucking owned.
     
  18. Soid Renegade of Funk

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    What's funnier is your little bro's cursing. They'd get beltpwned if they said that around my family. But I'm sure when they are 16 they will start yelling "Jimmy by armbar" whenever you or your parents correct their potty mouths.
     
  19. Stoic1 I bring the memes

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    Racoon claws can trear through an igloo icechest in about 30 seconds. They are mean little bastards. I wouldn't take one on without 3 dogs and a shotgun. They will fuck you up.
     
  20. Sanni Wehbe Amateur Fighter

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    lol Yeah
     

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