So a few minutes ago I was walking towards the house with my two brothers (one 9, the other 4). Both train in Gi Jiu Jitsu. They're not doing some bullshit though, they train hard as hell for kids. Anyways a raccoon walks across our porch and scares the crap out've both of them. They're like "hey it'll fuckin eat you stay back!" I was like "...fuck the bullshit" I walk up the steps to the porch and it runs away. The my 4yr old brother yells "yeah thats fuckin right! I'll armbar the shit out've you!" I laughed my ass off. Maybe some of you guys would too.