Incident at the grocery store - hot chick involved

EatMyShorts

Banned
Banned
Joined
Aug 9, 2013
Messages
2,128
Reaction score
167
I posted a thread last summer about being stood in the cashier line with my headphones in, when I noticed people started laughing.

Turned out some broad behind me (who worked there, was going on lunch), was stood behind me, having only one candy bar - and me with a fucking cart load of shopping - asked to go ahead of me but, with my headphones in, I basically ended up blanking the uppity biznatch (she was hot).

Well - few days ago, same grocery store - I asked this biznatch stocking shelves for a certain product.
She said they didn't have it, but she said it - really bitchy - then just turned her back to me.

I was kind of shocked she was such a cunt, so I was stood there for a sec like, "what the fuck just happened?".

Then I realized she's pure trash - and trashy girls hate guys like me.
Just conflict of interest basically.

So - it occurred to me she told me they didn't stock the product, just to be a bitch - so, I went looking for it anyways.

Where she was stood - she basically had a birds eye view of me looking for the product she just said they didn't stock.

Anyways - turns out they didn't stock it.

So, on my way, I have a quick glance at her ass, just to see if she was fully hot.
She was trash - but had a very pretty face.
I couldn't tell if her ass was good or no though, from the angle I was, and short time I had to look.


So - I'm stood in line for the cashier a few minutes later.

The biznatch chick comes marching down, and says something to the cashier who - low and be fucking hold - was the same cashier as last summer.

I have - absolutely no fucking idea what she said but, I assume it was something that would make the cashier respond badly to me.
The trashy girl had obviously got frustrated or pissed at my disregarding her bitchful, "we don't have that product", advice - in addition to then violating her by glancing at her ass.
All of which was compounded by her being trash and, like I said - trashy girls hate guys like me so, I'd imagine I was her mortal enemy or some shit by that point.


Anyways - she then marched back away down the aisles.

I see the cashier staring at me then - with almost, apprehension.

But - seems as I didn't get a good look at the trashy girls ass from earlier, I turn about and have a good long stare whilst she minces off.

Not great.
Fuck great - not even good.
The expression - "would not fucking tap that" - springs to mind.
Very pretty face - very nice hair etc - think, Sasha Fox - but the ass - bad shape.

Bare in mind, the cashier was still staring at me all this while.

As luck would have it - I see this other cashier opened up, and there's this fucking dime piece blond chick manning it, so I change lanes over to her.

I checked out my groceries without further events.

Haven't been back since.

But when I see the trashy chick upon my return, I'm toying with the idea of muttering, "skank", under my breath - some shit like that - if I pass her.


What say you?
 
Great thread.

Juicy plot lines.

Did not expect surprise twist at the end.

Will definitely share on social media and pass it off as my own.
 
WTF.....No Pics of the girls
 
I posted a thread last summer about being stood in the cashier line with my headphones in, when I noticed people started laughing.

Turned out some broad behind me (who worked there, was going on lunch), was stood behind me, having only one candy bar - and me with a fucking cart load of shopping - asked to go ahead of me but, with my headphones in, I basically ended up blanking the uppity biznatch (she was hot).

Well - few days ago, same grocery store - I asked this biznatch stocking shelves for a certain product.
She said they didn't have it, but she said it - really bitchy - then just turned her back to me.

I was kind of shocked she was such a cunt, so I was stood there for a sec like, "what the fuck just happened?".

Then I realized she's pure trash - and trashy girls hate guys like me.
Just conflict of interest basically.

So - it occurred to me she told me they didn't stock the product, just to be a bitch - so, I went looking for it anyways.

Where she was stood - she basically had a birds eye view of me looking for the product she just said they didn't stock.

Anyways - turns out they didn't stock it.

So, on my way, I have a quick glance at her ass, just to see if she was fully hot.
She was trash - but had a very pretty face.
I couldn't tell if her ass was good or no though, from the angle I was, and short time I had to look.


So - I'm stood in line for the cashier a few minutes later.

The biznatch chick comes marching down, and says something to the cashier who - low and be fucking hold - was the same cashier as last summer.

I have - absolutely no fucking idea what she said but, I assume it was something that would make the cashier respond badly to me.
The trashy girl had obviously got frustrated or pissed at my disregarding her bitchful, "we don't have that product", advice - in addition to then violating her by glancing at her ass.
All of which was compounded by her being trash and, like I said - trashy girls hate guys like me so, I'd imagine I was her mortal enemy or some shit by that point.


Anyways - she then marched back away down the aisles.

I see the cashier staring at me then - with almost, apprehension.

But - seems as I didn't get a good look at the trashy girls ass from earlier, I turn about and have a good long stare whilst she minces off.

Not great.
Fuck great - not even good.
The expression - "would not fucking tap that" - springs to mind.
Very pretty face - very nice hair etc - think, Sasha Fox - but the ass - bad shape.

Bare in mind, the cashier was still staring at me all this while.

As luck would have it - I see this other cashier opened up, and there's this fucking dime piece blond chick manning it, so I change lanes over to her.

I checked out my groceries without further events.

Haven't been back since.

But when I see the trashy chick upon my return, I'm toying with the idea of muttering, "skank", under my breath - some shit like that - if I pass her.


What say you?
I think you have some issues. You obviously hate women.
 
I posted a thread last summer about being stood in the cashier line with my headphones in, when I noticed people started laughing.

Turned out some broad behind me (who worked there, was going on lunch), was stood behind me, having only one candy bar - and me with a fucking cart load of shopping - asked to go ahead of me but, with my headphones in, I basically ended up blanking the uppity biznatch (she was hot).

Well - few days ago, same grocery store - I asked this biznatch stocking shelves for a certain product.
She said they didn't have it, but she said it - really bitchy - then just turned her back to me.

I was kind of shocked she was such a cunt, so I was stood there for a sec like, "what the fuck just happened?".

Then I realized she's pure trash - and trashy girls hate guys like me.
Just conflict of interest basically.

So - it occurred to me she told me they didn't stock the product, just to be a bitch - so, I went looking for it anyways.

Where she was stood - she basically had a birds eye view of me looking for the product she just said they didn't stock.

Anyways - turns out they didn't stock it.

So, on my way, I have a quick glance at her ass, just to see if she was fully hot.
She was trash - but had a very pretty face.
I couldn't tell if her ass was good or no though, from the angle I was, and short time I had to look.


So - I'm stood in line for the cashier a few minutes later.

The biznatch chick comes marching down, and says something to the cashier who - low and be fucking hold - was the same cashier as last summer.

I have - absolutely no fucking idea what she said but, I assume it was something that would make the cashier respond badly to me.
The trashy girl had obviously got frustrated or pissed at my disregarding her bitchful, "we don't have that product", advice - in addition to then violating her by glancing at her ass.
All of which was compounded by her being trash and, like I said - trashy girls hate guys like me so, I'd imagine I was her mortal enemy or some shit by that point.


Anyways - she then marched back away down the aisles.

I see the cashier staring at me then - with almost, apprehension.

But - seems as I didn't get a good look at the trashy girls ass from earlier, I turn about and have a good long stare whilst she minces off.

Not great.
Fuck great - not even good.
The expression - "would not fucking tap that" - springs to mind.
Very pretty face - very nice hair etc - think, Sasha Fox - but the ass - bad shape.

Bare in mind, the cashier was still staring at me all this while.

As luck would have it - I see this other cashier opened up, and there's this fucking dime piece blond chick manning it, so I change lanes over to her.

I checked out my groceries without further events.

Haven't been back since.

But when I see the trashy chick upon my return, I'm toying with the idea of muttering, "skank", under my breath - some shit like that - if I pass her.


What say you?


Tom-Hanks-Saying-Really.gif
 
How many dicks did you suck in the parking lot? I'm betting on at least 3.
 
TS must have asked if they had any Grey Poupon in the snootiest voice he could muster up.
 
Paranoid Symptoms
Delusions are fixed beliefs that seem real to you, even when there's strong evidence they aren't. Paranoid delusions, also called delusions of persecution, reflect profound fear and anxiety along with the loss of the ability to tell what's real and what's not real. They might make you feel like:

  • A co-worker is trying to hurt you, like poison your food.
  • Your spouse or partner is cheating on you.
  • The government is spying on you.
  • People in your neighborhood are plotting to harass you.
These beliefs can cause trouble in your relationships. And if you think that strangers are going to hurt you, you may feel like staying inside or being alone.


People with schizophrenia aren't usually violent. But sometimes, paranoid delusions can make them feel threatened and angry. If someone is pushed over the edge, their actions usually focus on family members, not the public, and it happens at home.
 
Reading that was like talking to a chick...
It was a long story , and i kept waiting for the punchline, or point, and it never came.
<26>
 
I turn and shout “what the fuck!!!”

“She’s fat!!”
 
Back
Top