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In the last week, I have been cut off driving, had people cut in line, had stuff stole from my cart

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  1. frye666 Black Belt

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    To all of you that have been acting like assholes!!!!


    Merry Christmas. I wish you the best, and I very much hope you have a wonderful holiday.
     
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  2. fightingrabbit Banned Banned

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    Shut up, bitch.
     
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  3. jtgcs White Belt

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    I haven't had road rage in awhile but people have inspired me this week.

    Also I'm pissed because my company fucked up and said there was a glitch and I'm not going to paid until after Christmas as they fix the problem. Not a huge deal. Just pisses me off.

    Tis the fucking season.
     
  4. JbModest Brown Belt

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    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
     
  5. melvinj0 Gold Belt

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    Be more assertive, take your dick out more often.
     
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    I read the op as having his fat ass cut off while riding a scooter and then got all indignant when some well meaning people tried to intervene by taking away the candy coated corn at the checkouts.
     
  8. 22k ベルセルク

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    just know when I cut you in line you were basking in the hot fumes released from my ass.

    call me

    The Rear Admiral.
     
  9. frye666 Black Belt

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    You read
    The OP is trying to be nice to assholes for the sake of the holidays, so merry Christmas to you!
     
  10. AgedFlatus Banned Banned

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    Hey, don't get all defensive, I thought you people were suppose to be jolly?
     
  11. EvilWasLittle Banned Double Yellow Card

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    Sounds like something a hemophob would say.
     
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  12. fightingrabbit Banned Banned

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    Hey I might like the occasional reach around but I'm not a hemophob.
     
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  13. Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    This bad week for you is basically my entire life. For some reason, I'm the guy people like to cut in front of in line.
     
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  15. carlos cadona Opinions subject to change Banned

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    When people cut me off while driving I tend to say disturbing things, most of the time I'm not even mad, I just don't control my mouth when I'm in the car.
     
  16. Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    I was just driving home from the airport and a car on the other side of the freeway, going the opposite direction, slammed into the median head on in a curve, did a cartwheel, and a 360 right in front of me, almost flying over the median and hitting me. I would have died for sure.
     
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    That's cold blooded someone stole something from all your worldly belongings, from your cart.
     
  18. ens189 ELI-te Belt Platinum Member

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    Someone stole two of my laser light projectors ($40 a pop) out of my front yard. I don't share your views. I hope they short circuit and burn his house down with his entire family in it. Anyone who does that type of shit is a fucking asshole and I have no compassion for them.
     
  19. phipps66 Brown Belt

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    Merry Christmas to you too!
     

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