In desperate need of a valentine's day date ideas...

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  1. SmilinDesperado

    SmilinDesperado Silver Belt

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    Rookie mistake, playboy.
    Don't get involved with a new girl till after the holidays. The holidays end on Feb 14th. You'll get these girls that just don't want to be at home alone on V day, and aren't necessarily looking for anything more than some photos for their Instagram. And no thanks on paying and planning a special date for a girl I barely l know

    Tinder girl tried to get me this weekend for some Vday shit, but I told her I'd be outta town. I'll see that ass on Taco Tuesdays
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  2. Ice That Jaw

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    I'm 34 and I'm not ugly, like what's his name in the other said, that fuckin douche. I'm 6'1 195lbs broad shoulders and I have a full head of hair, although it's definitely been thinning since age 30. That alone puts at average in my age range. Below average would be short, bald, and/or fat. Although, some chicks dig that too.

    BTW, I'm gonna update my OP.
     
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  3. mooseman17

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    If you're going to get Mexican food on the first date, be smart about what you are going to order. I don't think I have to explain why or what things to stay away from.
     
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  4. Ice That Jaw

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    She's thin with big tits, and goes to the gym regularly. I will cater to her every demand until I can motorboat the night away. Seriously, finding women these days that are 6-7 in the face and 8-9 in the body is like finding unicorns. They are the first ones to be taken.
     
  5. Ice That Jaw

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    Chicken, steak, and shrimp fajitas for me bro. Easy the beans though. Actually, I'll just skip the beans this time.
     
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    Ya maybe don't go too crazy on the portions as well as too much meat at one time can fuck with one's stomach.
     
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  7. Ice That Jaw

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    Lol, I had to do a double-take on the first sentence. Very clever... and hopefully true.
     
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  8. Ice That Jaw

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    I'm gonna do a lesser known mexican joint that will hold a booth for me. I mean, I doubt even mexican guys take their women to mexican restaurants for valentines day. Plus, I can be all cute about how it isn't a fancy restaurant. She suggested it so I'm running with it. I wanted to go to a fancy japanese restaurant. I mean, I didn't actually want to, but I suggested it nonetheless.
     
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  9. BillytheFish

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    This thread reads like a fucking 18 year old chasing a vagina for the first time.
     
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  10. Pure Peace

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    if you post a pic of her, i may consider retracting my statement!
     
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  11. GSP vs Conor in 2019

    GSP vs Conor in 2019 Jon Stark Belt Platinum Member

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    You will definitely be having sex if you play your cards right. I think making her dinner at your place or offering to prepare at her house is perhaps a surprise. Bring some wine, get a nice playlist on your phone and lay on the charm. She’s divorced and probably hasn’t had sex for a while. I don’t know about anyone else replying here but I interpreted her wording about Valentine’s Day to imply she wants to have sex.
     
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    GSP vs Conor in 2019 Jon Stark Belt Platinum Member

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    And here you are reading and replying with nothing helpful to add. Shame shame shame.
     
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  13. BillytheFish

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    You seem weird.
     
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    Construct a gloryhole at your place, then invite her over. Surprise!
     
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  16. Senzo Tanaka

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    A trip to Kroger and a night alone with this.

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  17. volodya

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    "something simple, but different"

    Sounds like she wants valentine anal bro.
     
  18. Hoof Hearted

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  19. SmilinDesperado

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    This!
     

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