In desperate need of a valentine's day date ideas...

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  1. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Invite her over for dinner. Answer the door in drag with a box of custom made chocolate molds of your anus.
     
  3. Kalmah

    Kalmah Gold Belt

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    We'll be the judge of that. Post a pic.
     
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    HomeCheese Brown Belt

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    Where do you live? Do you have a telescope or something fun like that to do at night? You could pack a nice picnic. If you are in a city maybe there is a play or show you could get tickets to? What about a cooking class or dance lesson? She said she wanted to see a different side of you. I would shy away from inviting her to dinner at your house. Not very creative.
     
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  5. Ice That Jaw

    Ice That Jaw Red Belt

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    I have no issue planning something fun like that on the weekend. There is a Bloody Valentine haunted house tour I'll probably get tickets to for Fri or Sat. The issue is Thurs night and how I can keep it as simple as possible. I work pretty late and traffic sucks.
     
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    This alone is going to cost you to fuck this up, change your mindset already.
     
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    BEER Resident Feminist Platinum Member

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    Give her a bucket of fried and a cactus and tell her to go fuck herself.

    That's my advice.
     
  8. Ron Mexico

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    @Ice That Jaw
    ^this
    Best advice so far
     
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  11. GordoBarraBJJ

    GordoBarraBJJ Gold Belt

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    Show up at her work place and



    or

    Cover yourself in Chocolate and have someone deliver you to her house



    Or

    Give her Valentines card with the picture of a train that says, "I Choo, Choo, Choose You"

     
  12. Stoic1

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    A handful of viagra and a bottle of vodka. That's romance for the 30+ crowd.
     
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    Nearly spat my coffee out hahaha! "welcome to my home, ignore the giant telescope aimed at my neighbours windows"
    HAHAHA

    ALSO: nothing quicker to make a woman drier than the Serengeti plains than realizing his hobby is fucking telescoping shit
     
  15. Liquid Smoke

    Liquid Smoke Great artists steal™

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    Dude she's not in love with you just fuck her. If you think about not fucking things up you already have.
     
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    Victor Maitland Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Dont put pressure on yourself and have all these crazy expectations that "oooooh this is as good as its going to get for me"
    how the hell could you know if this was as good as it gets?
     
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    I already bought so much peanut butter, it's going to be awesome.
     
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  19. HockeyBjj

    HockeyBjj Putting on the foil

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    Is she religious?

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    In seriousness, grill up some nice steaks, buy a nicer bottle of red wine (a Caberbet Sauvignon in the 20-30 dollar range if you're a wine novice) would work for what she wants. Don't go all put and pay 80+ bucks for a dinner out. If grilling steak better than a steakhouse and having wine that'd be marked up 400% there isn't her idea of a romantic evening she's just looking to cash out. If she's authentic, this should be just what she's looking for.
     
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  20. Only Here for Attachments

    Only Here for Attachments Free from yellow thanks to my state's congress

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    You have an interesting dilemma here, the key is to make a smart play that doesn't have you come off as a desperate nerd. Getting reservations at a nice(r) restaurant at this point is probably impossible, so cooking something at home would be good.

    Or just get those Chick-fil-a nuggets in the heart box, that should do.
     
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