In desperate need of a valentine's day date ideas...

[BisexualMMA]

Every single holiday.

 

[Grob]

Invite her over for dinner. Answer the door in drag with a box of custom made chocolate molds of your anus.

 

[Kalmah]

I'm slightly above average looking but not very photogenic and my pics are subpar at best.

We'll be the judge of that. Post a pic.

 

[HomeCheese]

Where do you live? Do you have a telescope or something fun like that to do at night? You could pack a nice picnic. If you are in a city maybe there is a play or show you could get tickets to? What about a cooking class or dance lesson? She said she wanted to see a different side of you. I would shy away from inviting her to dinner at your house. Not very creative.

 

[Ice That Jaw]

Where do you live? Do you have a telescope or something fun like that to do at night? You could pack a nice picnic. If you are in a city maybe there is a play or show you could get tickets to?

I have no issue planning something fun like that on the weekend. There is a Bloody Valentine haunted house tour I'll probably get tickets to for Fri or Sat. The issue is Thurs night and how I can keep it as simple as possible. I work pretty late and traffic sucks.

 

[Estemachine]

Ok, so I don't want to fuck this up guys.

This alone is going to cost you to fuck this up, change your mindset already.

 

[BEER]

Lol pretty sure she was just being flirtatious and showing she's interested. Probably planning on giving up the goods.

Give her a bucket of fried and a cactus and tell her to go fuck herself.

That's my advice.

 

[Ron Mexico]

@Ice That Jaw

This alone is going to cost you to fuck this up, change your mindset already.

^this
Best advice so far

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Make her something nice at your place. Roses and candles everywhere. KFC on the nightstand

*fixed

 

[Patrick Jane]

Shoot Heroin.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

I play the e-drums only. I can play the guitar, but I'm not gonna make a damn fool of myself.

Show up at her work place and



or

Cover yourself in Chocolate and have someone deliver you to her house



Or

Give her Valentines card with the picture of a train that says, "I Choo, Choo, Choose You"

 

[Stoic1]

A handful of viagra and a bottle of vodka. That's romance for the 30+ crowd.

 

[Mondo Freaks]

One word: dick in a box

 

[BillytheFish]

Where do you live? Do you have a telescope or something fun like that to do at night?

Nearly spat my coffee out hahaha! "welcome to my home, ignore the giant telescope aimed at my neighbours windows"
HAHAHA

ALSO: nothing quicker to make a woman drier than the Serengeti plains than realizing his hobby is fucking telescoping shit

 

[Liquid Smoke]

Her exact words...
"Plan something romantic for Feb 14, I want to see a different side of you... Surprise me."
"I think it would be nice to be with you on Valentine's Day. What do you think?"
"Something simple, but different"

Ok, so I don't want to fuck this up guys. This is the best online dating is ever going to get for me. Lol
Problem is, we both work on Thurs, and traffic is a complete bitch until like 8pm.

Dude she's not in love with you just fuck her. If you think about not fucking things up you already have.

 

[Victor Maitland]

Dont put pressure on yourself and have all these crazy expectations that "oooooh this is as good as its going to get for me"
how the hell could you know if this was as good as it gets?

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

@Medulla Omoplata you excited for this year bud?

I already bought so much peanut butter, it's going to be awesome.

 

[Eazy123]

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/white-castle-valentines-day-dinner

My brother and his wife used to do this when they dated. Then they'd go to a fancier spot over the weekend.

 

[HockeyBjj]

Is she religious?

In seriousness, grill up some nice steaks, buy a nicer bottle of red wine (a Caberbet Sauvignon in the 20-30 dollar range if you're a wine novice) would work for what she wants. Don't go all put and pay 80+ bucks for a dinner out. If grilling steak better than a steakhouse and having wine that'd be marked up 400% there isn't her idea of a romantic evening she's just looking to cash out. If she's authentic, this should be just what she's looking for.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

You have an interesting dilemma here, the key is to make a smart play that doesn't have you come off as a desperate nerd. Getting reservations at a nice(r) restaurant at this point is probably impossible, so cooking something at home would be good.

Or just get those Chick-fil-a nuggets in the heart box, that should do.