Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Ice That Jaw, Feb 9, 2019.
Every single holiday.
Invite her over for dinner. Answer the door in drag with a box of custom made chocolate molds of your anus.
We'll be the judge of that. Post a pic.
Where do you live? Do you have a telescope or something fun like that to do at night? You could pack a nice picnic. If you are in a city maybe there is a play or show you could get tickets to? What about a cooking class or dance lesson? She said she wanted to see a different side of you. I would shy away from inviting her to dinner at your house. Not very creative.
I have no issue planning something fun like that on the weekend. There is a Bloody Valentine haunted house tour I'll probably get tickets to for Fri or Sat. The issue is Thurs night and how I can keep it as simple as possible. I work pretty late and traffic sucks.
This alone is going to cost you to fuck this up, change your mindset already.
Give her a bucket of fried and a cactus and tell her to go fuck herself.
That's my advice.
@Ice That Jaw
Best advice so far
Show up at her work place and
Cover yourself in Chocolate and have someone deliver you to her house
Give her Valentines card with the picture of a train that says, "I Choo, Choo, Choose You"
A handful of viagra and a bottle of vodka. That's romance for the 30+ crowd.
One word: dick in a box
Nearly spat my coffee out hahaha! "welcome to my home, ignore the giant telescope aimed at my neighbours windows"
ALSO: nothing quicker to make a woman drier than the Serengeti plains than realizing his hobby is fucking telescoping shit
Dude she's not in love with you just fuck her. If you think about not fucking things up you already have.
Dont put pressure on yourself and have all these crazy expectations that "oooooh this is as good as its going to get for me"
how the hell could you know if this was as good as it gets?
I already bought so much peanut butter, it's going to be awesome.
My brother and his wife used to do this when they dated. Then they'd go to a fancier spot over the weekend.
Is she religious?
In seriousness, grill up some nice steaks, buy a nicer bottle of red wine (a Caberbet Sauvignon in the 20-30 dollar range if you're a wine novice) would work for what she wants. Don't go all put and pay 80+ bucks for a dinner out. If grilling steak better than a steakhouse and having wine that'd be marked up 400% there isn't her idea of a romantic evening she's just looking to cash out. If she's authentic, this should be just what she's looking for.
You have an interesting dilemma here, the key is to make a smart play that doesn't have you come off as a desperate nerd. Getting reservations at a nice(r) restaurant at this point is probably impossible, so cooking something at home would be good.
Or just get those Chick-fil-a nuggets in the heart box, that should do.
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