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Sounds like a REM b-side
there should be a 'like x 2' feature.
excellent REM reference.
Sounds like a REM b-side
Yes, I know dogs are awesome. I know you love them. I know I'm a terrible person. I know that most dogs are better than most people.
I just don't think they should be in cities.
I'm tired of living a world filled with dog poop. I live across the street from a wonderful park, it's huge and green and has trees, and I'd love to relax in the grass, but I can't. It's always full of dog poop. There's so much poop I don't like walking across the park, let alone sit where poop will almost certainly be. I remember playing football in the park, diving to catch a pass, and sliding my way through a steaming pile of poop, and there my day ended, with tears and screams.
Spring in the country is beautiful as the snows recede, the leaves bud and unfurl in the gentle sunlight, and the birds sing their sweet songs. In the city, spring is a river of dog poop soup as the frozen poops of the winter months thaw and liquefy and turn the city brown.
Too many people leave the poops where they drop. You had your chance to do it right, you blew it, take your dogs out of the city and fertilize the villages and hamlets instead. Or, if it's REALLY important to you, police the matter yourselves. If you own a dog, take your little plastic bags and tiny shovels and spend a few hours a day combing the city for poops. If you see someone walking away from their pile of puppy poop, scoop the poop and throw it at them. It's the least you can do.
I really like dogs.
But I really hate poop.
AND IT'S EVERYWHERE.
A very long time ago I worked in a warehouse that received night shipments when staff wasn't present. We had a lock box and a caged off area where truckers could drop their shipments without having access to the rest of the building. We didn't have a toilet for them because it would have cost a hundred grand to install the plumbing that deep into the building, and one night one driver was so angry he took a dump in a bucket and left it in the middle of the warehouse.
I didn't feel even a little guilty making the call that cost him his job.
I really hate poop.
Lol.
People do need to curb their dogs. Shits disgusting.
Shit issue aside, large athletic dogs shouldn't even be permitted in cities where room for them to run around is very limited. Many dog breeds are unreasonable to own in confined environments.
Be happy it's not like Bosnia where you live though, wheres strays are a huge problem.
Why dont you try to stop shitting,TS? Or maybe you go outside of city
cigarettes would not exist
My brother just bought a husky.
They don't walk it enough and it started tearing the house apart so... They bought it a cage. Not a small cage, though, it's big enough... For the dog to stand up in.
I lost my shit and begged my father to give the dog to someone who would take proper care of it.
My dog is part husky, part Australian shepherd. She is very needy and energetic. She requires exercise at least twice a day, luckily I have endless hiking trails and beaches nearby. I have a huge problem with people who buy smart and energetic breeds but don't give them the proper stimulationMy brother just bought a husky.
They don't walk it enough and it started tearing the house apart so... They bought it a cage. Not a small cage, though, it's big enough... For the dog to stand up in.
I lost my shit and begged my father to give the dog to someone who would take proper care of it.
But fish live there!Just get rid of Baltimore all together. That would probably solve the problem
I do agree that there are too many dogs though even though I have one myself. People do a pretty good job at picking up after them around my area.
My dog just goes right in the ocean and shits in it like a good girl, no clean up for me
Just get rid of Baltimore all together. That would probably solve the problem
I do agree that there are too many dogs though even though I have one myself. People do a pretty good job at picking up after them around my area.
My dog just goes right in the ocean and shits in it like a good girl, no clean up for me
That's a cute pup right there.If you can't beat em...
my 7yr old niece told me last week that her little bro (my nephew) stepped in a hot steamer last week on their way to school & their dad flipped the fuck out, beating my nephew's shoe on the curb trying to get it out so they wouldn't be late. the way she kept giggling about how funny it was while telling me was so adorable.