Importance of friendship

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  1. Slobodan

    Slobodan Вело ;) Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Last week a few sherdoggers came to help me in my time of need even though we had to face some difficult adversity I would like to thank them and share with you guys what we went through.

    So last week as I was walking back to my car after meeting up with some friends for dinner, this drunk asshole was being a bit of an asshole. He wanted to fight but I just wanted to go home, he kept saying I was a pussy and that he would kick me ass. So I had enough and told him to back up what he was saying. He stood there for a moment, barely keeping his composure and said "ok" so he throws a pretty fast right straight, which I manage to slip and I fire back with a solid 1-2 combo, he's still not down so I gotta give give him some props. I land a low kick + punch combo (Ernesto Hoost style) and he's on queer street, so I finish him off with a left hook and he's down for the count. I check up on him and help him back up (hey I'm a nice guy) but he claims he's gonna call up his friend to kick my ass, I scoff at him but because of what happened I'm up for a fight. I call up my good friend Nicolas Cage, but it turns out he couldn't make it because his dog was at the vet and had to be put down... I understood so had to resort to plan B. I decided to call up some of my fellow sherdoggers, Bobby Boulders, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, Bukowski82, Amun Un Rama and Zer.

    I wait for a few moments and they all arrive, then the drunk asshole is laughing as his friend arrives as well. Well fuck, it turns out his friend was Mirko fucking Cro Cop. All my fellow sherdoggers were looking at me like "what the fuck did you get us into", but Bobby Boulders manage to raise some morale and said that we could take him. But before we could plan out our attack Dr. Hannibal Lecter charges at Mirko and gets take out by his patented straight left and he's down for the count. Up next Amun Un Rama tries to take him down, but it if didn't work out for Mark Coleman it aint gonna work for him and he eats a knee for his troubles and it's goodnight Irene. Up next Bukowski82 tries to box with him, but people forget Cro Cop always had good hands and even Bukowski gets taken out. Now it's just me, Bobby and Zer left and we decide to take him on together. We try to surround him, but I get taken out by the legendary LHK and fall down like a sack of potatoes. Bobby is trying to cut off Cro Cop, but CC sets up a combo then takes him out with a stinging liver kick. Now its just Zer left and he tries tries telling some jokes, which admittedly did make Cro Cop laugh. Then he says to say "nothing personal" and knocks him out with a LHK as well. After this I wake up and after a few moments the rest of the sherdoggers wake up as well and curse at me for getting them involved in this and the drunk guy is laughing. Now as this was happening we see a green Challenger SRT8 392 Hemi pull up at out comes Cheick Kongo....

    TO BE CONTINUED

    MS paint gif of the events coming soon
     
  2. These Two Hands

    These Two Hands Our revenge will be the laughter of our children

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    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    Chaos Spawn Kuiper belt

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    i read op twice to be sure, but saw no mention of a game prime silverback gorilla anywhere.

    ts, i am dissappoint.
     
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    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    needs more pitbulls, tippin, & nick cage
     
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    GhostZ06 Steel Belt

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    i read this with this song playing

     
  7. Chaos Spawn

    Chaos Spawn Kuiper belt

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    he could also add a random hot cousin or two.

    s.m.'s anecdotes though for the most part solid, can at times be one dimensional and often lack a pivotal and polarizing love story. im not always in the mood for action, sometimes i'd like to spoil my softer side.
     
  8. loyalyolayal

    loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    No magical wizards? Crossfit girls? Fatties?

    *leaves disappointed
     
  9. zackryder

    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    its ok. he said to be continued. id like to c him incorporate some sherdog stories like the dude who broke up with his gf over a gay dude or maybe even kimbles disappearance
     
  10. Slobodan

    Slobodan Вело ;) Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Chaos Spawn Kuiper belt

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    lol. you sure about that?
     
  12. Slobodan

    Slobodan Вело ;) Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    This is gonna be a trilogy, so I'll definitely be incorporating new stuff. I might include you in there zack, you can help with the fight.
     
  13. zackryder

    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    idk how i feel bout fightin CC. hes one of my fav fighter in pride

    but il give him a broski boot to da face

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    & then a rough ryder

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    loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    Is this a call out thread?

    Leave Kimble alone!!!
     
  17. Iroh

    Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    What a night that was! I was like, fuck it, if I'm to meet my doom I'm gonna charge in head first! It felt gloriously honorable that split second that I was still conscious when CC's shin bounced off my head.
     
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    Kick Strickland Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Well that was neat.
     
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    Hyperglide Bonafide. Known To Ride.

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    Surprised no rooms were filled with uppercuts in that tall tale.
     

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