Imagine the hilarity of Conor vs Sage pre fight talk

[cagebrain]

Just forget for a second that they are at different levels in the division. Pretend Sage reached top 5 status. If they were scheduled to fight each other, how funny would the pre fight talk be? Conor would go off on the guy, and Sage would not respond or say anything negative. Just imagining it is ridiculous

 

[dickcheney]

Sage would be smiling so hardcore

 

[Drogon]

Just forget for a second that they are at different levels in the division. Pretend Sage reached top 5 status. If they were scheduled to fight each other, how funny would the pre fight talk be? Conor would go off on the guy, and Sage would not respond or say anything negative. Just imagining it is ridiculous

It's hilarity you uneducated fool

 

[bringitoncomeon]

Dana would have a hard time not blowing his load lol

 

[Upchuck22]

Did you just reinvent the english language?

I do think it would be pretty hilarious. Conor "I'm gonna knock your head,clean off,pretty boy"

Sage "ok,thank you Mr Conor sir"

 

[OliverAtom]

Conor: I'm going to cut your fookin head off and make a cowbell out of it.

Sage: That's right Mr. Mcgregor. We're going to take care of the cows.

Spoiler

 

[passa]

Hahaha...
Conor :" i will KO your ass in 15 secs "
Sage : "thankyou sir..."

 

[MarleyLynx]

well that wasn't very nice of mister mcgregor to say but haha everyone has their opinions.

 

[cagebrain]

I respect you sir but I dont think you are going to rip my head clean off Mr Mcgregor sir.

 

[MMAAAM]

The pre-fight talk would be much more interesting then Conor vs Diaz.

 

[OldBoy91]

Sage would tap at the stare down.

 

[ZuffaExecutive]

Yes mr Mcgregor,its just so awesome being here

 

[MayhemMonkey]

Conor : Dance for me little boy

Sage: yes sir, Mr McGregor

 

[DickNiaz420]

Gosh darn it Mr. McGregor, I'm saving my virginity until my wedding night, so I'm not having any type of panty night!

 

[MEAN357]

"WHOS THIS DORKY LITTLE BUM? WTF IS ON HIS HEAD HE LOOKS LIKE A PORCUPINE WITH A POMPADOUR. IM GONNA KNOCK HIM OUT WITH THE QUICKNESS"

"Hey bros. Mr Mcgregor is like totes awesome bro, like seriously. Like, you know? I mean..Right? im only 19 bro i cant wait to like be able to buy my own beer thanks everyone."
walks off smiling like nothing could ever phase him. Mcgregor sensing his happy go lucky nature is utterly shaken at his positivity thus resulting ina life changing epiphany.

Mcgregor subsequently drops his Notorious alter ego and begins teaching fluid movement with Nate Diaz to innercity at risk youths. He stops dressing like El Chapo in his prime and starts dressing like a christian monk, thus popularizing the friar haircut amongst hipsters eternally.

 

[Flex Plexico]

Sage would be smiling so hardcore

that perfectly triangular customer service smile


just a shiny apple of a smile

 

[Ube]

"WHOS THIS DORKY LITTLE BUM? WTF IS ON HIS HEAD HE LOOKS LIKE A PORCUPINE WITH A POMPADOUR. IM GONNA KNOCK HIM OUT WITH THE QUICKNESS"

"Hey bros. Mr Mcgregor is like totes awesome bro, like seriously. Like, you know? I mean..Right? im only 19 bro i cant wait to like be able to buy my own beer thanks everyone."
walks off smiling like nothing could ever phase him. Mcgregor sensing his happy go lucky nature is utterly shaken at his positivity thus resulting ina life changing epiphany.

Mcgregor subsequently drops his Notorious alter ego and begins teaching fluid movement with Nate Diaz to innercity at risk youths. He stops dressing like El Chapo in his prime and starts dressing like a christian monk, thus popularizing the friar haircut amongst hipsters eternally.

 

[CaptHANDSUP]

"Im the fooken muney fight in dis division ye? So tank me Sage, tank me ye?"
"Thank you mr Mcgregor"
*facepalm

 

[jonathan274]

Typical low post count poster thread. I hate to be that guy but seriously, IJS.

 

[Phronimos]

Not much to add here. It would be funny.

 

[JagWar]

I think Sage might cry. His virgin ears can't handle those tings.