Imagine being DC

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You woke up in the middle of the night with the realization that Jones beat you. You did everything you could, countless hours of training and sparring, self discipline and exhausting weight cuts. You had one of the best careers in this sport, but you still lost to that one guy and nothing would change that for the rest of your days
 
Imagine snorting dick pills and running into pregnant ladies with your car. Just imagine.
 
I'd check my back account, laugh and go back to sleep.
 
The only thing that wakes DC up in the middle of the night is having to worry about what is going to do with all of the money from the Brock fight.
 
Imagine being Juicehead. You win, but are then disqualified and stripped of the belt (for the THIRD time) for being a pathological CHEAT.

Now you have to sit back and watch DC gather all the accolades, earn millions, and take the Brock superfight you were hoping for, all while you are suspended from fighting at all, due to your own idiocy.
 
Imagine waking up in the night with the realisation that there is no way to clear Jon Jones at all without it looking suspicious and like a pay off. Imagine stressing before texting this to Dana. Imagine being USADA.
 
Imagine being Juicehead. You win, but are then disqualified and stripped of the belt for being a pathological CHEAT.

Now you have to sit back and watch DC gather all the accolades, earn millions, and take the Brock superfight you were hoping for, all while you are suspended from fighting at all, due to your own idiocy.
I'm pretty sure he sleeps like a baby. Jones doesn't have any remorse and he made enough money through his career. It's not about money anyway
 
I'm pretty sure he sleeps like a baby. Jones doesn't have any remorse and he made enough money through his career. It's not about money anyway

Evidently, you haven't been following Jones social media then.

He has been crying on twitter about DC and his 'legacy', almost non-stop.
 
You woke up in the middle of the night with the realization that Jones beat you. You did everything you could, countless hours of training and sparring, self discipline and exhausting weight cuts. You had one of the best careers in this sport, but you still lost to that one guy and nothing would change that for the rest of your days
I think you care about it more than he does. Time to move on. It's only juicehead and his delusional fanboys who haven't.

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Imagine being Juicehead. You win, but are then disqualified and stripped of the belt (for the THIRD time) for being a pathological CHEAT.

Now you have to sit back and watch DC gather all the accolades, earn millions, and take the Brock superfight you were hoping for, all while you are suspended from fighting at all, due to your own idiocy.

Imagine being TS.

Whose life sucks so bad that he must relish in the shortcomings of far greater men just to feel a little better.
 
Imagine that when you started your career bank account was $2.34 in cash from wins and a side job mopping the AKC mats. And then 10-12 fights later, you buy a house in the most expensive real estate market in the country called San Jose. And your purse to just show up is 500,000 and your cut from the pay per views is sitting on 7 figures ++ and then you are a TV star from UFC Tonight, TUF, and all the other embedded stuff you can handle. And then the only worry you have is do I short Apple Stock or go long on Amazon or do I take the dividend income from Ford. Entertainment pays!
 
I think you care about it more than he does. Time to move on. It's only juicehead and his delusional fanboys who haven't.

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Lol, it's amazing how the whole DC and Jones thing went.
Jones beats DC, DC cries. Few months later, DC becomes champ, gets that championship money while Jones is on the sidelines, with legal issues.
Jones beat DC, DC cries again. A few weeks later, DC becomes champ, becomes double champ, sets up a huge fight with DC while Jones is on the sidelines with USADA issues and with a possible 4 year ban.
Jones beats DC but DC gets the last laugh in the end.
 
What is it with Jones fans?

They talk about shit as if they have been wronged somehow...

It is a combat sport. Outside of him bringing a weapon into the cage and hitting his opponent with it, Jones cheated in the most effective manner possible; using steroids to boost his performance.

What am I, and millions of other MMA fans missing here?
 
Imagine everyone ignoring you for being a shitty troll.
 
I'm pretty sure he sleeps like a baby. Jones doesn't have any remorse and he made enough money through his career. It's not about money anyway
Jon posted on twitter (later deleted) recently that he needed to go to a therapist for being accused of steroid use. Doesn't seem like he's very comfortable.
 
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