I just went to the bathroom at work. It was empty when i walked i know this with 100% certainty. Im sitting in the stall and i hear a toilet flush. Im like thats weird i didnt hear anyone come in. I always hear if someone else comes in. I exit the stall and another stall door is shut. In my head i thought man he came in like a ninja. I wash my hands real fast 2 feet away from the stall at the sink. The janitor comes around the corner (i think) and makes a comment about the rain and how fast it started. I just laugh and say "haha yeah". I look back over at the stall and its open and nobody is there. I washed my hands in like 7 seconds, how would he have managed to sneak by me without me hearing him. I didnt hear the stall open or footsteps. Its like he suddenly vanished. I dont see how it could have been the janitor. Why woud he walk to the other side of the bathroom and then say about the rain. He would have said it as soon as he exited the stall. Beyond that it looked as if he just walked in from the locker room which is attached to the bathroom. Who was in the stall? How did they get in without me hearing? How did they exit 2 feet away without me hearing? WHAT IS GOING ON... IT WAS A PHANTOM POOPER..