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"I'm the kind of guy that laughs at a funeral"

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  1. Drain Bamage Banned Banned

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    I laughed at a funeral once. It was a long time ago. I was 16 years old and I still to this day feel bad about it. I had no business even being there tbh. Let me know if you want more details.
     
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    I can't understand what you mean
     
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    If you killed the person, then a lot of your posts make sense now TBH...
     
  5. LHWBelt Gold Belt

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    Do you have a history of losing your shirt?
     
  6. fingercuffs Bills Mafia Platinum Member

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    You calling him a shirt lifter?

    @Drain Bamage was homeless and went to the funeral so he could get free food and drink at the wake afterwards.
     
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    Chickity China the Chinese chicken!!!
     
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    Irish-American funerals are non-stop drinking, BSing, and cracking jokes.

    My great uncle literally did a stand-up routine roasting my grandfather.
     
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    I don't make films, but if I did I would have a Samurai.
     
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    Not Irish but I got proper pissed up at my Grandad's wake on champagne, I was only 13ish.
     
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    It was the accident that caused his drain bamage, then the reason he laughed.
     
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  12. Isa If you can read this, you are too close

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    Like @Kaybee says about Florida funerals: If you dont like this funeral, just wait a minute".
     
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    You probably have ass burgers
     
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  14. Isa If you can read this, you are too close

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    I hope he is in pain.
     
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    Well at least you're living up to your username.
     
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  16. Drain Bamage Banned Banned

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    Why do you always write in this half-British style? Your American we don't say "pissed up" just stop lol
     
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    it's been 1 week since i laughed at you
     
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    db taking the piss m8
     
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  19. fingercuffs Bills Mafia Platinum Member

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    Since when was I American?
     
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  20. Drain Bamage Banned Banned

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    JUst stop it's embarrasing
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