I'm pathetic

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  1. TheDude828 Hey Now!

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    I'm 19 years old and have never gotten a blowjob. How pathetic is that?
     
  2. Meat Fist Senior Administrator Senior Administrator

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    Can you tie a slipknot?
     
  3. punkmother calf cruncher fan

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    do you drink and party? if you do, you can easily get one...just go out and act like an asshole and girls will fall all over you
     
  4. go out there and get one! u sure dont get it in here!!!
     
  5. skyboat Fear God

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    Oh my god you poor bastard
     
  6. el principe Orange Belt

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    where do you live? there must be prostitutes around. if not, get any hoe to do it, and close your eyes and pretend it's jenna jameson lubing your rod with her saliva.
     
  7. RAZOR1 Blue Collar

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    Remove a rib or dip the knob in peanut butter and lassie will go to town!

    Seriously, act like your too cool for the scene and biatches will flock to suck on the stick.
     
  8. i'm 16 and i got 6
     
  9. Meat Fist Senior Administrator Senior Administrator

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    There must be a skank around you somewhere.
     
  10. J-Garden Silver Belt

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    Removing ribs is a must if you want to suck your own dick, lest your mommy finds you dead in the bath with a broken neck, a pained expression and your lips just touching the tip of your cock
     
  11. TheDude828 Hey Now!

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    Therein lies my problem I believe. Nada to both. Just never got into partying, and drinking ain't good for keeping in shape and all.
     
  12. Eric O Amateur Fighter

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    lets chip in and get him a hooker. I'll open up a pay pal account
     
  13. gman Green Belt

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    as long as you have had sex, your not a totally pathetic and i only had one. I don't like the idea of my girlfriend sucking on my member then kissing my the next day.
     
  14. NewHammieWammie If I am lost please return me to: OT

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    Dude... He knows all... just ask away!
     
  15. TheDude828 Hey Now!

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    I believe this makes me totally pathetic..... someone just shoot me.
     
  16. el principe Orange Belt

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    are you saying you've never been laid? shit, get yourself a prostitute mate, don't wait till you become the next john wayne gacy.
     
  17. Meat Fist Senior Administrator Senior Administrator

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    Pay pal? Pal Johnsen? I don't think he'd go for it.
     
  18. TheDude828 Hey Now!

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    Naw, I'll just bide my time I suppose and wait till the good Lord sees fit to give me some fine pussy.... or I'll just get some chick really liquored up and get it over with.
     
  19. gman Green Belt

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    fuck code blue code blue get the man a pussy quick
     
  20. Chillious Purple Belt

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    Dude. Just go spend $50 on a hummer from a massage parlor chick. Why torture yourself, heck you'll be spending money anyways on a chick, at least this way you don't have to act like you care what they are saying.

    HAHAH!!!
     

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