I'm on a fatty diet

[Merlotte's]

Fat bitches provide shade in the summer too

 

[AngryWeasel]

Fat bitches provide shade in the summer too

Good point but pretty sure they sweat a lot and grease everything they touch. Outside ok but not on my bed.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Had one fatty ask me " Are you taking precautions?"



Replying " I've tied my foot to the bed" isn't the right answer by the way...

I laughed harder than I expected on this one haha. In my Tinder days I used to pull a lot of thicker females but they were one time only girls. In my experience they always came with a slew of medical issues.