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I'm on a fatty diet

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by AngryWeasel, Feb 7, 2020.

  1. AngryWeasel Green Belt

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    Porked two fatties the last two weekends, this one intended to end the triptych but the miss was serious and worked saturday morning, so no fat meat for me tonight. She does want to do a second "eat at home" date tho, so ... soon.

    I think fatties are good in the winter ; you get all the big titties plays, they are a good company and add warmth to the bed.

    What about fucking fatties sherbraz ?

    PS : I'm euro, so a fatty here is a us chubby I think
     
  2. Raptac Banned Banned

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    I feel sorry for your neighbours pets.
     
  3. General_Speckz Purple Belt

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    Weird flex, big butt okay...
     
  4. puppybird the wasteland champ

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    Well done, take yesterday off
     
  5. BEER 1312 Platinum Member

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    I'll pass
     
  6. AngryWeasel Green Belt

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    95D on the last one

    {<tongue}
     
  7. AngryWeasel Green Belt

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    ?
     
  8. SalvadorAllende Steel Belt

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    Sorry broh.. 6 pack club here.
     
  9. AngryWeasel Green Belt

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    6 pack girls ?

    <{clintugh}>
     
  10. SalvadorAllende Steel Belt

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    Dude.. I'm 62kgs.
    I could literally die if I end up in a bad position with a fatty. This is fucking serious.

    PS: The girl I'm dating is like 46 kilos and 1,67mts. Right now I'm trying to make her gain weight.
     
  11. MoneyGun Banned Banned

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    Depends on the chick but I’ve thoroughly enjoyed a few heavier ones in my time. They didn’t age well unfortunately:(
     
  12. Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    A 6 pack of modelos sounds about right for his path. Yep
     
  13. SalvadorAllende Steel Belt

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    Hell yeah. Or coronas. Oh shit.. too early.
     
  14. Tone C Gold Belt

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    Had one fatty ask me " Are you taking precautions?"



    Replying " I've tied my foot to the bed" isn't the right answer by the way...
     
  15. AngryWeasel Green Belt

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    Manlet crew checking in ; I'm at max 68 kgs right now. The two previous girls were heavier than me I think. You can still switch them up and down and play with all their toys no problem. They are 90 % water.
    Too much fat is a concern but not enough is also ; fucking bone on bone isn't the best fuck :/
     
  16. Midnighter Silver Belt

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    Fucked a fatty once and she wouldn't leave me alone for months.

    Would not recommend.
     
  17. SalvadorAllende Steel Belt

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    Heavier I have even been I think it was around 52 kilos.. I have no experience with heavy machinery lol.
     
  18. AngryWeasel Green Belt

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    Think about it as a workout ... Where's the pussy at ? How to get into it ? Now changing positions ... Do that several times on a row and you did earn your proteins.
     
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  20. ClubFoot Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. Platinum Member

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    Leave me alone.

    I want to forget.

    <KingstonFrown>
     

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