I'm not surprised motherfunkers

[crewman]

I posted this comment just after the OSP Jones fight. Cant say I'm surprised motherfunkers. .

Let me warn you that this is only a conspiracy theory of mine, and I have absolutely zero evidence to prove my point. So relax.

But, could it be that Jon Jones had been drinking that orange juice throughout his career, then just conveniently when the new USADA implementing started, takes up Powerlifting to have something to blame/fall back on to explain his slower and newfound inferior performance due to the lack of the juice?

Greg Jackson: Powerliftings a "problem" for Jon Jones

My theory is Jon Jones expected his body to look worse off after the new USADA testing, so he tried to make up for it with powerlifting (Lifting weights increases testosterone ). People blamed the bad OSP performance to the "Powerlifting". I think we now probably know what that performance was mostly attributed to. .

 

[Deleted member 196663]

You're embarrassing yourself.

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

I am

 

[CernRed]

So his OSP fight was slower not because he had layoff, OSP was slow, he coasted, or his powerlifting hurt him - but because he was finally off the juice?

And the proof of this is that he has now been flagged for potential anti-doping violation? So he came back on the juice after the slow OSP fight?

Some real deep theory here brah.

 

[CJohnny]

Tell me why he didn't caught in that fight then. He did look bad though.

It's just so weird that he didn't for that fight, but was for this fight.

 

[Big Brown Clown]

I don't see how anyone can be surprised honestly

 

[SuperNerd]

I find it hard to believe JJ has that much motivation for an excuse.

 

[j18lee]

I don't see how anyone can be surprised honestly

I'm not convinced. This is him back at UFC 100, when he was only 23. A lot of people who work out and lift weights, use legal supplements can gain a lot of muscle between age 23 and age 29. I think it's more likely to be coke than a PED. I'm not sure, but if I have to bet, I'd go with coke.

 

[Big Brown Clown]

I'm not convinced. This is him back at UFC 100, when he was only 23. A lot of people who work out and lift weights, use legal supplements can gain a lot of muscle between age 23 and age 29. I think it's more likely to be coke than a PED. I'm not sure, but if I have to bet, I'd go with coke.

LMAO 10/10 mental gymnastics. He fails the eye test. And he just failed an actual test.

 

[Simian Raticus]

I'm not surprised, but more because all his other fuck ups up to now already demonstrate an inherent lack of integrity.

 

[j18lee]

LMAO 10/10 mental gymnastics. He fails the eye test. And he just failed an actual test.

True, that he failed an actual test, but it's not the first time he was caught for coke. I would just bet that it is coke again. Did they already release the substance from the actual test this time?

The eye test on the UFC 100 photo looks pretty muscular.

 

[Kevlar44]

I'm not convinced. This is him back at UFC 100, when he was only 23. A lot of people who work out and lift weights, use legal supplements can gain a lot of muscle between age 23 and age 29. I think it's more likely to be coke than a PED. I'm not sure, but if I have to bet, I'd go with coke.

Could be coke but keep in mind that coke stays in your system for about 48 hours. If it is coke or another illegal drug i wonder if it affects his parole?

 

[Kevlar44]

Not a terrible theory, motherfuckers.